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Google cancels its infamous April Fools’ jokes this year (2020)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best April Fools’ Day jokes.
- Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Jokes)
- What’s a gas pump’s favorite holiday?… April Fuel’s Day! (Car Jokes)
- April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night… Thousands of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
- Why was the donkey annoying his friend?… It was April Mules’ Day.
- You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke… No one expected you to have a sense of humor.
- Who needs a day for the fools?… I’m surrounded by them all year.
- Babies born on March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools’… They were literally born yesterday! (Baby Jokes)
- There are some friends you know will never pull an April Fools’ Day prank… Because they think it’s still March. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Who needs April Fools’ when your whole life is a joke?… April fools.
- Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?… It was an April Fuels’ joke. (Car Jokes)
- Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?… They love practical yolks.
- It’s April Fools’ Day. Trust no one and nothing… Just like any other day.
- What if April Fools’ Day is actually April 2 and we’ve all be fooled into thinking it’s April 1?
- I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day… Just kidding, I do.
- What do you call a hammer bought on April 1?… An April tool.
- More companies should launch products on April Fools’ Day… so that if they aren’t well-received, they can say it was just a prank.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… April… April who?… April Fool’s!
- What is the worst day to propose on?… April Fools’ Day!
- What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?… April Stool’s Day!
- What did April Fool’s Day say after it won an award?… Prank you!
- Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- Girlfriend to boyfriend: GF – I’m sorry babe but i’ve cheated on you. BF – I’m sorry as well, I have also cheated on you. GF – April fools day! BF – Mine was on 24th March. (March Jokes)
- What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Halloween Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (Halloween Jokes)
- For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?… It starts off fool. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about April Fools’ Day?
- April Fools Day…………The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah body… April Fool’s! (April Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah. Noah who?… Noah fooling this time . . . it’s really me! (April Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah something?… It’s still April Fool’s! (April Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good April Fools’ Day knock-knock joke?
- What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (April Jokes)
- What’s the worst part about April Fools?… Jokes without punchlines. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- What’s the only difference between Valentine’s Day and April fools?… I don’t get my hopes up when April fools comes around. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good April Fools’ Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Can February March?… No, but April May! (April Jokes)
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?…. Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (April Jokes)
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?… A dino-snore! (Dinosaur Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- What is loud, fast and crunchy?… A rocket chip! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What did one plate say to the other plate?… Dinner is on me!
- What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation. (Travel Blogs)
- What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?… R2 detour. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7, 8, 9. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?… A wise quacker. (Duck Jokes)
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital?… Because he felt crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
- How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?… About a buck an ear. (Pirate Jokes)
- When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
- What animal is always at a baseball game?… A bat. (Baseball Jokes & Bat Jokes)
- How do we know that the ocean is friendly?… It waves! (Ocean Jokes)
- How does a scientist freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Science Jokes)
- Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?… Because she will let it go. (Disney Jokes)
- How do you make a tissue dance?… You put a little boogie in it.
- What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
- What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?… A stamp. (Mailman Jokes)
- Why was the picture sent to jail?… It was framed. (Police Jokes)
- Knock knock … Who’s there?… Mikey!… Mikey who?… Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Beets!… Beets who?… Beets me!… (Farming Jokes & Beet Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice cream if you don’t let me in! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Frank Knock knock… Who’s there?… Frank!… Frank who?… Frank you for being my friend!
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wooden shoe!… Wooden shoe who?… Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Lady Knock knock… Who’s there?… Little old lady… Little old lady who?… Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce. Lettuce who?… Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here! (Winter Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that’s not yours?… Nacho cheese! (Cheese Jokes)
- What did the mushroom say to the fungus?… You’re a fun guy. (Mushroom Jokes)
- Why are fish so smart?… Because they live in schools! (Fish Jokes)
- What time do you go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty! (Dentist Jokes)