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Google cancels its infamous April Fools’ jokes this year (2020)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best April Fools’ Day jokes.
  2. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Jokes)
  3. What’s a gas pump’s favorite holiday?… April Fuel’s Day! (Car Jokes)
  4. April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night… Thousands of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
  5. Why was the donkey annoying his friend?… It was April Mules’ Day.
  6. You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke… No one expected you to have a sense of humor.
  7. Who needs a day for the fools?… I’m surrounded by them all year.
  8. Babies born on March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools’… They were literally born yesterday! (Baby Jokes)
  9. There are some friends you know will never pull an April Fools’ Day prank… Because they think it’s still March. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  10. Who needs April Fools’ when your whole life is a joke?… April fools.
  11. Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?… It was an April Fuels’ joke. (Car Jokes)
  12. Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?… They love practical yolks.
  13. It’s April Fools’ Day. Trust no one and nothing… Just like any other day.
  14. What if April Fools’ Day is actually April 2 and we’ve all be fooled into thinking it’s April 1?
  15. I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day… Just kidding, I do.
  16. What do you call a hammer bought on April 1?… An April tool.
  17. More companies should launch products on April Fools’ Day… so that if they aren’t well-received, they can say it was just a prank.
  18. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… April… April who?… April Fool’s!
  19. What is the worst day to propose on?… April Fools’ Day!
  20. What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?… April Stool’s Day!
  21. What did April Fool’s Day say after it won an award?… Prank you!
  22. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  23. Girlfriend to boyfriend: GF – I’m sorry babe but i’ve cheated on you. BF – I’m sorry as well, I have also cheated on you. GF – April fools day! BF – Mine was on 24th March. (March Jokes)
  24. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (Monkey Jokes)
  25. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Halloween Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  26. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (Halloween Jokes)
  27. For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  28. I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  29. Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?… It starts off fool. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  30. Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about April Fools’ Day?
  32. April Fools Day…………The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  33. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah body…  April Fool’s! (April Jokes)
  34. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah. Noah who?… Noah fooling this time . . . it’s really me! (April Jokes)
  35. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah something?… It’s still April Fool’s! (April Jokes)
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good April Fools’ Day knock-knock joke?
  37. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (April Jokes)
  38. What’s the worst part about April Fools?… Jokes without punchlines. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  39. What’s the only difference between Valentine’s Day and April fools?… I don’t get my hopes up when April fools comes around. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good April Fools’ Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  41. Can February March?… No, but April May! (April Jokes)
  42. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?…. Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (April Jokes)
  43. What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?… A dino-snore! (Dinosaur Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  44. What is loud, fast and crunchy?… A rocket chip! (Astronomy Jokes)
  45. What did one plate say to the other plate?… Dinner is on me! 
  46. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation. (Travel Blogs)
  47. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?… R2 detour. (Star Wars Jokes)
  48. Why was 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7, 8, 9. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  49. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?… A wise quacker. (Duck Jokes)
  50. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?… Because he felt crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  51. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?… About a buck an ear. (Pirate Jokes)
  52. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes Monkey Jokes)
  53. What animal is always at a baseball game?… A bat. (Baseball Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  54. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?… It waves! (Ocean Jokes)
  55. How does a scientist freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Science Jokes)
  56. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?… Because she will let it go. (Disney Jokes)
  57. How do you make a tissue dance?… You put a little boogie in it. 
  58. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  59. What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?… A stamp. (Mailman Jokes)
  60. Why was the picture sent to jail?… It was framed. (Police Jokes)
  61. Knock knock … Who’s there?… Mikey!… Mikey who?… Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole! 
  62. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Beets!… Beets who?… Beets me!… (Farming Jokes & Beet Jokes)
  63. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice cream if you don’t let me in! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  64. Frank Knock knock… Who’s there?… Frank!… Frank who?… Frank you for being my friend! 
  65. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wooden shoe!… Wooden shoe who?… Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  66. Lady Knock knock… Who’s there?… Little old lady… Little old lady who?… Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! 
  67. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce. Lettuce who?… Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here! (Winter Jokes)
  68. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?… Nacho cheese! (Cheese Jokes)
  69. What did the mushroom say to the fungus?… You’re a fun guy. (Mushroom Jokes)
  70. Why are fish so smart?… Because they live in schools! (Fish Jokes)
  71. What time do you go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty! (Dentist Jokes)