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  1. What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day.
  2. What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  3. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  4. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… ROOT beer!
  5. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes / Tree Jokes / Arbor Day Jokes)
  6. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (Tree Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  7. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  8. Did you hear the joke about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  9. What tree makes a great dessert?… A pastry!
  10. Did you hear the joke about the tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
  11. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  12. What did the tree do when the bank closed?… It started a new branch.
  13. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
  14. What falls in autumn?… Leaves! (Fall Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  15. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark! (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  16. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids & Swimming Jokes)
  17. What kind of tree can you fit in your hand?… Palm tree. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  18. What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
  19. Why don’t trees like jokes?… They are afraid they will get stumped.
  20. Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  21. Why did the tree like to play chess?… Because it was a Chess-nut!
  22. Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground. (Mole Day Jokes)
  23. What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry!
  24. Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?… I was trying to grow a tree house!
  26. What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day.
  27. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green!
  28. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  29. Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard on Earth Day?.. Because you can’t grow a tree without bark.
  30. Hole #2 What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood. (Dog Jokes & Masters Golf Jokes)
  31. Hawaii Puns: Keep palm and carry on. (Hawaii Jokes)
  32. Hole 6: What a favorite golf hole of an arborist?… Juniper.
  33. The teacher asked little Johhny, “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” Little Johnny replied, “Because he still had the axe in his hand.” (Presidents Day Jokes)
  34. Movie Review: The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry. (Movie Jokes &
  35. Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  36. Dancing trees?… Now that’s ENT-ertainment. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  37. Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes)
  38. Why did the tree get in trouble at school?… For being knotty!
  39. Why didn’t George Washington’s father yell at him for chopping down the cherry tree?… Because George was still holding the axe…
  40. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers! (Pirate Jokes)
  41. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze. (Hurricane Jokes)
  42. While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
  43. My best friend says I can’t go skateboarding with a broken bone…. But I’m going out on a limb and do it anyway. (Skateboarding Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  44. Why didn’t the dendrochronologist get married?… He only ever dated trees. (Environment Jokes)
  45. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  46. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  47. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  48. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf! (Spring Jokes)
  49. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  50. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
  51. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  52. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall. (Tree Jokes)
  53. What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  54. Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?… It was afraid of the bark! (Cat Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  55. Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Hockey Jokes Canada Day Jokes)
  56. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree.
  57. What did the beaver say to the maple tree?… It’s been nice gnawing you. (Canada Day Jokes)
  58. Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  59. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (American Revolution Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  60. A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue.” (Smile Jokes)
  61. What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
  62. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids & Swimming Jokes)
  63. How do leaves get from place to place?… With autumn-mobiles. (Fall Jokes & Car Jokes)
  64. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  65. Would you ever try the acorn diet?… No way! It sounds nuts!
  66. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
  67. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  68. What band to trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band. (Music Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  69. Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing! (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  70. How can you identify a dogwood tree?… By its bark!
  71. What’s a tree’s favorite radio station?… One that plays poplar songs!
  72. Why do trees have so many friends?… They branch out. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  73. Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?…In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
  74. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  75. What type of tree likes to give high fives?… A palm tree!
  76. What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone!
  77. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Spring Jokes)
  78. What happens to trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get sappy!
  79. Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?… Montreeal!
  80. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?… A poul-tree! (Arbor Day Jokes) (Turkey Jokes & Tree Jokes)