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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise for find the best Dr. Seuss jokes! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  3. What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss. (Jokes for Teachers)
  4. What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?… Doctor Who. (Doctor Jokes)
  5. What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cat Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  6. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  7. I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background… Clearly it had been doctored. (Doctor Jokes)
  8. What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Cat Jokes)
  9. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what is the real name of the author who wrote the book The Cat in the Hat?… Dr. Theodore Seuss Geisel (Canoe Jokes & Grinch Jokes)
  11. What is the title of the unauthorized autobiography of the Cat in the Hat … Hiss and Tell. (Cat Jokes & Book Jokes)
  12. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (101 Baseball Jokes & Book Jokes)
  13. Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  14. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  15. Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  16. I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile. (Movie Jokes)
  17. What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  18. How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids
  19. What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
  20. How does the Cat in the Hat get what he wants?… With purr-suasion. (Cat Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  21. What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?… Green Eggs and Wham! (365 Music Jokes)
  22. What was Dr. Seuss’ mom’s job?… She was a Ma Seuss. (Labor Day Jokes)
  23. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of sneaker?… Mew Balance. (Cat Jokes Track and Field Jokes)
  24. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Dr. Seuss Knock Knock Jokes)
  25. If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does the Cat in the Hat run on?… His paws. (Cat Jokes Track and Field Jokes)
  26. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  27. Did you hear about the robber who came into daycare and stole all of Doctor Seuss’s books?… It was a nursery crime. (Book Jokes & Police Jokes)
  28. Why did the chicken cross the road? DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told. (Chicken Jokes)
  29. What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grammar Jokes)
  30. What does the Cat in the Hat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  31. What does the Cat in the Hat read in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Cat Jokes)
  32. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  33. What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I”
  34. What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin! (Batman Jokes)
  35. Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Police Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  36. Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?… The IMAX! (Movie Jokes)
  37. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
  38. What does the the Cat in the Hat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit. (Cat Jokes)
  39. Why did the Cat in the Hat want to be friends with the fish?… He thought it was a cat fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  40. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Who!… Who who?… Who who who do you think you are, Dr. Seuss? (Dr. Seuss Knock Knock Jokes)
  41. What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  42. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  43. Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because he is very mewsical. (Cat Jokes / Music Jokes / Piano Jokes)
  44. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite candy bar?… Thingamajig. (Cat Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  45. Why is the Cat in the Hat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives! (Cat Jokes)
  46. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Police Jokes)
  47. What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple. (Cat Jokes)
  48. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
  49. How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  50. What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?…  Mean-opoly! 
  51. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise for find the best Dr. Seuss jokes! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  52. his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids Cat Jokes)
  53. What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Cat Jokes)
  54. when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  55. Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus. (Cat Jokes & Farming