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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about burritos.
- Two burrito friends hadn’t seen each other for ages. When they met they hugged and asked each other, “How have you bean?”
- Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
- What did the burrito say during the game of badminton?… Let’s wrap this up! (Badminton Jokes)
- Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
- A burrito finishes directing a movie and says … That’s a wrap!
- Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite food?… Boo-rritos.
- I really like burritos. I could taco ’bout them all day.
- Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
- Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese! (Cheese Jokes)
- What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
- Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes)
- What does Mexican food do at the beach?… They burritoes in the sand.
- I wrote a song about a burrito… Actually, it was more of a wrap.
- Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Burrito Jokes)
- What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
- When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes)
- What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats a burrito?… Gaseous Clay.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about burritos?
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Snowman Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- My good friend, who was a burrito, passed away recently… I still can’t wrap my head around it.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good burritos knock-knock joke?
- What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good burritos knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is the snowman’s favorite Mexican food?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
- What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
- What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?… Tear gas.
- Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
- What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
- What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
- What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
- Don’t give a hard time to poorly constructed burritos… I think they get a bad wrap.
- My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos. I tried it earlier today and it turns out it’s plain old Greecey Mexican food.
- What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?… Burrito.
- Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go… Taco Bell bean burritos.
- Did you hear about the guy who forgot to put cheese on his burrito?… How dairy.
- What did one burrito say to the other on the dance floor?… “Let’s salsa together!”
- A mexican serial killer hides his victims’ feet in the ground… He likes to burritos.
- What does a duck put in its burrito?… Quackamole.
- What goes in a neato burrito?… Cool beans.
- A burrito made from paper … Would be tearable.
- It’s been a really hot summer, so to keep cool I put a wrap in the freezer then wrapped my feet in it… Brrr-y toes..