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  1. What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes Revenge of the Fifth jokes)
  2. May the Fourth Be With You……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  3. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  4. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  5. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (July Jokes & Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  6. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  7. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  8. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Middle School Jokes & May Jokes for Teachers)
  9. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  10. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side. (Sith Jokes)
  11. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes / Farming Jokes / Dad Jokes)
  12. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  13. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  14. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Car Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  15. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
  16. What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (Prom Jokes)
  17. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Psychology Jokes)
  18. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  19. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  20. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. (Flower Jokes)
  21. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes)
  22. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
  23. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs! (R2D2 Jokes)
  24. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo! (Han Solo Jokes)
  25. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
  26. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
  27. How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  28. What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. (Car Jokes)
  29. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda. (Car Jokes)
  30. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  31. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  32. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  33. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
  34. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter. (Labor Day Jokes)
  35. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Pirate Jokes)
  36. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow! (Barber Jokes)
  37. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi. (Computer Jokes)
  38. What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie. (Dog Jokes)
  39. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
  40. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.” (Pie Jokes)
  41. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  42. What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Christmas Jokes)
  43. Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da. (Music Jokes)
  44. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt. (Pizza Jokes)
  45. Where do Star Wars characters shop?… Darth Maul! (Black Friday Jokes)
  46. What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  47. The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
  48. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  49. Why do doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. (Doctor Jokes)
  50. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do! (May Jokes for Teachers)