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- 101 Clone Wars Quotes
- Revenge of the 5th Jokes / Sith Jokes / Luke Skywalker Jokes
- Star Wars Jokes for Kids
- Top 10 Quotes for Teachers: Translated By Yoda
- Star Wars Twitter Accounts
- (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth jokes)
- May the Fourth Be With You……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Toast Jokes)
- What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (July Jokes & Luke Skywalker Jokes)
- What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes & Luke Skywalker Jokes)
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Middle School Jokes & May Jokes for Teachers)
- Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side. (Sith Jokes)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes / Farming Jokes / Dad Jokes)
- What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
- Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Car Jokes & Walking Jokes)
- What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
- What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (Prom Jokes)
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Psychology Jokes)
- How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes & Toast Jokes)
- Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
- Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. (Flower Jokes)
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes)
- Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
- What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs! (R2D2 Jokes)
- What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo! (Han Solo Jokes)
- Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
- How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
- How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
- What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. (Car Jokes)
- What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda. (Car Jokes)
- How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
- Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Pirate Jokes)
- Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow! (Barber Jokes)
- What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi. (Computer Jokes)
- What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie. (Dog Jokes)
- Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
- What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.” (Pie Jokes)
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
- What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Christmas Jokes)
- Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da. (Music Jokes)
- Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt. (Pizza Jokes)
- Where do Star Wars characters shop?… Darth Maul! (Black Friday Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie. (Chewbacca Jokes)
- The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
- Why do doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. (Doctor Jokes)
- What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do! (May Jokes for Teachers)