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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best gum jokes. (Groundhog Day Knock Knock Jokes) 
  2. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  3. I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes Walking Jokes)
  4. A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?”… “Well,” the cashier said. “It’s in mint condition!”
  5. What do bees chew?… Bumble-gum. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  6. What is the moon’s favorite gum?… Eclipse! (Full Moon Jokes)
  7. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?… I’m stuck on you!
  8. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  9. What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum! (Whale Jokes for Kids)
  10. Why did the boy think worms would taste like chewing gum?… Because they’re wrigleys. (Worm Jokes)
  11. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?… It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
  12. What MLB team does gum root for?… The Chicago White Sox who play a Wrigley Field.
  13. What is the favorite MLB ball park for gum?… The Chicago White Sox who play a Wrigley Field.
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about gum?
  15. What do you call a train that eats toffee?… A chew, chew train.
  16. What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?… One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good gum knock-knock joke?
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good gum knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  19. What is the difference between a middle school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  20. What is the difference between a elementary school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  21. What is the difference between a high school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  22. I think I proved something very important at college graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  23. I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  24. What do you call a train that carries gum… A chew-chew train 
  25. A scientist tried to make gum out of eggs… It was an egg spearmint  
  26. What is an old person’s favorite flavor of gum?… Retire-Mint
  27. What’s the moon’s favorite gum?… Orbit.  
  28. Why does Han Solo like gum so much?… Because it’s chewy  
  29. What is a flat earther’s least favorite flavor of gum?… Spheremint  
  30. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground.  
  31. What flavor gum does the President prefer?…. Governmint.
  32. What flavor gum does the Senator prefer?…. Governmint
  33. What flavor gum does the Representive prefer?…. Governmint 
  34. What flavor gum does the Governor prefer?…. GovernmintI
  35. What flavor gum does the elected official prefer?…. Governmint
  36.  This morning I slipped on a gum ball and landed on my face pretty hard… Actually it was a jaw breaker 
  37. The Democratic Caucus has released a new gum flavor Orange n’ Peach Mint
  38.  Did you hear about the outlaw who became a dentist?… He robbed his patients at gum-point.  
  39. What is a train’s favourite food?… Gum. *chew* *chew*  
  40. Why do all Fortnite players have healthy gums? Because they floss regularly.  I
  41.  quit smoking and I’m using gum as an alternative… It sure is hard to keep lit.  
  42. What is a scientist’s favorite type of gum?… ex-spearmint!   
  43. Imagine America’s best dentists competing against each other in fixing dental problems We’ll call the show “Top Gum”  
  44. Why did the gum cross the road?… It was stuck to the chickens foot.  
  45. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? Answer: He got stuck in Orbit.
  46.  What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?… Enlightenmint! 
  47. I have an unopened pack of gum from 1973… it’s in mint condition  
  48. How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum?… He goes chew chew chew… 
  49. What day should you chew gum?… Chewsday
  50. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?… I’m stuck on you!