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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best milk jokes.
  2. Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows (World Geography Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  3. What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies! (Milk Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  4. What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?… A milk-shake! (Dog Jokes / Cow Jokes / Milk Jokes)
  5. I got really sick after drinking milk with cream… My stomach was churning for a while… but now I’m finally feeling butter. (Milk Jokes & Butter Jokes)
  6. What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?… Hole milk. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  7. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… a milkshake. (Hurricane Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  8. The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn. I asked him, “Pasteurized?” He said, “No, just up to your neck.” (Doctor Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  9. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  10. What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?… Spoiled milk.
  11. What’s the fastest liquid on earth?… Milk. It’s pasteurized before you can see it. (Track Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  12. Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry. (Farming Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  13. I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend.” It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.” (Labor Day Jokes)
  14. What do you get when a pasteurizing factory experiences an earthquake?… Milkshake. (Earthquake Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  15. What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk?… An udder failure.
  16. Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Cow Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  17. My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior… He was a danger to himself and udders. (Labor Day Jokes)
  18. What is the cow’s favorite candy bar?… Milky Way. (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  19. Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them…. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
  20. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?… A milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  21. Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?… The Milky Way! (Astronomy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  22. What did one dairy cow say to another?… Got milk? (Cow Jokes)
  23. Why did the cow cross the road?… To get to the udder side.
  24. After returning from the eye doctor, my dad started chugging milk straight from the carton. When asked why, he said, “The doctor told me I don’t need glasses.” (Doctor Jokes)
  25. What do you call a mother cow who has just given birth?… De-calfinated. (Coffee Jokes)
  26. I prefer to have my milk churned… It’s butter that way.
  27. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream.
  28. Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?… It’s made with hole milk
  29. What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  30. Why doesn’t Bernie Sanders like low-fat milk?… It’s the one percent.
  31. Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir? Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
  32. How did the cow soccer team win the game?… By milking the clock.
  33. How did the dairy farmer locate his missing cow?… He tractor down. (Farming Jokes)
  34. Some guy threw a gallon of milk at my head… How dairy!
  35. What do you get from pampered cows?… Spoiled milk.
  36. What has one horn and gives milk?… A milk truck.
  37. Where does a cow stop to drink?…  The milky way!
  38. How did Reese eat her milk and cereal?… Witherspoon. (Cereal Jokes)
  39. What happened when the cow tried to jump the new barbed wire fence the farmer built?… Udder destruction
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about milk?
  41. ​If a cow doesn’t produce milk, it’s both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
  42. Why can’t dairy cows dance?… They have 2 left feet.
  43. Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?… Because the cow has the utter. (Biology Jokes)
  44. Is it weird that a milk carton has a date and I don’t? (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  45. What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Mom Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good milk knock-knock joke?
  47. What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones. (Biology Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  48. How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak.
  49. Did you hear about the breed of cows that are unable to stop laughing?… Apparently they are a laughing stock.
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good milk knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes).