Top 50 Bird Jokes

by | Jan 21, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, Moms, Parents, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bird jokes.
  2. Do you know who we are cheering for in the NBA?… The Atlanta Hawks and New Orleans Pelicans. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  3. What happened when the math teacher forgot to close her parrot’s cage before she left the house?… Polygon! (Bird Jokes)
  4. I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream… They were Basking Robins. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  5. What happened to the math teacher who was caught robbing banks?… A judge sent him to prism! (Police Jokes)
  6. I used to love telling jokes about penguins and ostriches… But it turns out they don’t really fly around here. (Penguin Jokes)
  7. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes / Bird Jokes / Math Jokes for Teachers)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Who…. Who who?… I didn’t know you were an owl!
  9. What do you call two birds in love?… Tweethearts! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  10. What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  11. What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles! (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Music Jokes)
  12. Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted. (Super Bowl Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  13. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?… A robin. (Bird Jokes & Spring Jokes)
  14. What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Funny Spring Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  15. Who’s the head of the penguin navy?… Admiral Byrd! (Bird Jokes & Navy Jokes)
  16. What do you call a cold penguin?… A brrr-d. (Penguin Jokes)
  17. What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. (Bird Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  18. What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra. (Bird Jokes & Algebra Jokes for Teachers)
  19. Can a penguin fly?… No, but a toucan. (Penguin Jokes)
  20. What is a golfer’s favorite bird?… Any birdie will do. (Golf Jokes)
  21. What’s a bird’s favorite amendment?… Freedom of SCREECH! (Constitution Jokes)
  22. What do you call two sparrows who just got engaged?… Lovebirds.
  23. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
  25. What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  26. I saw a falcon eating avocado toast… Guess it’s a millennial falcon. (Star Wars Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  27. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?… An animal that talks your head off.
  28. What did the strawberry say to the bird?… Nothing. Strawberries can’t talk. (Strawberry Jokes)
  29. Why do two penguins in a nest always agree?… Because they don’t want to fall out.
  30. A penguin walks into a bar… The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, listen, these things don’t fly around here.” (Bird Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  31. What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say?… Coo man coo. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  32. Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Hiking Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  33. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?… Let me call you Tweet heart! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  34. What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?… A bald beagle! (Constitution Jokes & American Revolutionary War Jokes)
  35. Why did the robin go to the library?… It was looking for bookworms. (Worm Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  36. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?… Owl be yours! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  37. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside! (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
  38. What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  39. A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?” (Turkey Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about birds?
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good bird knock-knock joke?
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good bird knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  43. What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?… A family member giving you the bird. (Bird Jokes)
  44. What do you give a sick bird?… Tweetment. (Doctor Jokes)
  45. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
  46. Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?… Robin. (Batman Jokes)
  47. What do you call a sad bird?… A bluebird! (Psychology Jokes)
  48. Why do hummingbirds hum?… Because they don’t know the words. (Music Jokes)
  49. Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?… They’re allegedly calling themselves the “ca-hoots.”
  50. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (180 School Jokes)
  51. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls! (Geography Jokes)
  52. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes)