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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.
  2. Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
  3. What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  4. My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Canoe Jokes)
  5. Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  6. Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  7. Which letter is the coolest at summer camp?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Ice-T Jokes)
  8. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  9. What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
  10. When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
  11. Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” (Camping Jokes)
  12. What did the bread do at summer camp?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  13. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
  14. What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! (Farming Jokes)
  15. What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
  16. Can a hamburger date a hot dog at summer camp?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes / Wedding Jokes)
  17. Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Dog Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  18. If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
  19. What did the summer campers call the bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear. (Candy Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  20. Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes)
  21. What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! (Music Jokes)
  22. What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! (Farming Jokes)  
  23. What warm drink helps summer relax when they’re camping? A: Calm-omile tea.
  24. Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Fishing Jokes)
  25. Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York. (New York Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  26. A Summer book never written: “Summer Camps Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Travel Blogs & Book Jokes)
  27. What type of footwear do frogs wear at summer camp?… Open toad shoes.
  28. How do campfires access the internet?… They log in.
  29. What did the beaver say to the tree at the summer camp?… Been nice gnawing you…
  30. Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the summer camp?… Nevermind – it really stinks.
  31. Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids Alaska Jokes)
  32. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick at summer camp?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  33. What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?… Stick with it.
  34. Why was the camping trip so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense)
  35. What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Hunting Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  36. The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  37. Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Summer Camp? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  38. What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
  39. Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mummy Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  40. What outdoor sport do spiders like at summer camp?… Fly fishing.
  41. What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Bee Jokes)
  42. Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  43. Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  44. Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  45. Why do the summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Sunglasses Jokes)
  46. What’s the best day to go on a field trip to the beach during summer camp?… SUN day! (Ocean Jokes for Kids
  47. At summer camp, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  48. Where did the sheep go to summer camp?… The Baa-hamas! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
  49. What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Art Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  50. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer camp? Second dog: Search me! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  51. What type of shoe stops up summer camp drains?… A clog!