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- Summer Camp Jokes for Kids (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.
- Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
- What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Canoe Jokes)
- Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes)
- Which letter is the coolest at summer camp?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Ice-T Jokes)
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
- What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
- Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” (Camping Jokes)
- What did the bread do at summer camp?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
- What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! (Farming Jokes)
- What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Can a hamburger date a hot dog at summer camp?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes / Wedding Jokes)
- Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Dog Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
- If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
- What did the summer campers call the bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear. (Candy Jokes & Bear Jokes)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes)
- What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! (Music Jokes)
- What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! (Farming Jokes)
- What warm drink helps summer relax when they’re camping? A: Calm-omile tea.
- Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Fishing Jokes)
- Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York. (New York Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- A Summer book never written: “Summer Camps Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Travel Blogs & Book Jokes)
- What type of footwear do frogs wear at summer camp?… Open toad shoes.
- How do campfires access the internet?… They log in.
- What did the beaver say to the tree at the summer camp?… Been nice gnawing you…
- Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the summer camp?… Nevermind – it really stinks.
- Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)
- Where does a canoe go when it’s sick at summer camp?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?… Stick with it.
- Why was the camping trip so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense)
- What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Hunting Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Summer Camp? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
- Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mummy Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What outdoor sport do spiders like at summer camp?… Fly fishing.
- What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Bee Jokes)
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- Why do the summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Sunglasses Jokes)
- What’s the best day to go on a field trip to the beach during summer camp?… SUN day! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- At summer camp, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where did the sheep go to summer camp?… The Baa-hamas! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
- What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Art Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- First dog: Where do fleas go for summer camp? Second dog: Search me! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- What type of shoe stops up summer camp drains?… A clog!