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More Art Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best art jokes.
  2. What’s an Etch-A-Sketch artist’s worst nightmare?… An earthquake. (Earthquake Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about art?
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good art knock-knock joke?
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good art knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. What is a builder’s favorite kind of paper?… Construction paper!
  7. What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?… Giraffiti. (Giraffe Jokes)
  8. Why did the college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (March Madness Jokes)
  9. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (American Revolution Jokes)
  10. Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler. (4th of July Jokes)
  11. Why do influencers always carry a pencil?… To draw attention. (Pencil Jokes)
  12. My mom hung up all of my pencil drawings…. it kinda makes my house look sketchy. (Mom Jokes)
  13. Why was the pencil brought in for questioning… Because they thought he was sketchy.
  14. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  15. The youth of today don’t know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts… It’s a dying art! (Rainbow Jokes)
  16. What did the painter say to her sweetheart?… I love you with all my art. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  17. What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Grinch Jokes)
  18. What is a pirate’s favorite subject?… Arrrrrrt. (Pirate Jokes)
  19. What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Summer Camp Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  20. What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Grinch Jokes)
  21. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (American Revolution Jokes)
  22. What did the middle school student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed! (Middle School Jokes)
  23. Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Middle School Jokes)
  24. Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler. (American Revolution Jokes)
  25. What did the high school student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
  26. What did the elementary student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!