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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
- Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
- It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant. (World Geography Jokes)
- Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage… It was bread in captivity. (Bread Jokes)
- When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my french” after a swear word… I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French. (Jokes for Teachers)
- What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?… You’re just not my cup of tea. (Tea Jokes)
- A danish, a cornbread piece, and a croissant plays Dungeons and Dragons… I guess you can say they are roll playing. (Dragon Jokes)
- What do you call an angry pastry?… A croissant!
- Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?… Because he had muffin to say.
- Never make doctors appointments with a croissant… They’ll always flake out on you! (Doctor Jokes)
- My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon! (Full Moon Jokes)
- What did the bag of flour say to the croissant?…… “I saw you yeasterday!”
- Why don’t croissants like warm weather?…… Things get Toasty! (Summer Jokes & Spring Jokes)
- Me: “I am still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.” Co-worker: “it’s pronounced ‘Croissant’ and you ate 4 of them.”
- Why do bakers give women on special occasions?…… Flours! (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What is the opposite of a croissant?… A happy uncle.
- You can never trust a Croissant to get things done… They’re super flakey.
- How do you introduce a loaf of bread to your angry aunt?… Meatloaf croissant. (Bread Jokes)
- What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?… C’est croissant!
- I just put my hair in a bun. It wasn’t very nice, I think I’ll try it with a croissant next time.
- What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough… A cross-bread.
- What do the croissant say to the chicken?…… LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE!
- Two Croissants walking across Union Street, One gets hit by a bus. The other one says, Oh Crumbs!
- Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?… Because he had muffin to say.
- Two croissants are in an oven and one says, “Wow, it’s hot in here!” and the other croissant says, “Oh my gosh, a talking croissant!”
- What’s Austrian and took over France?… Croissants!
- A worker hits a convenience store on the way home, and buys some juice, a sausage croissant, and a scratcher. Once outside he scratches the card, and wins $400 dollars. The guy collects his winnings and heads home. When he arrives, he asks his wife “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replies “I’d take half the money and leave you.” “Great! I just won $200 tonight, here’s $100 — enjoy your half.”
- What do you call French macaroni?… Sbaguete and croissant.
- What do you call your father’s angry French sister?… Your croissant