Top 50 Full Moon Jokes

by | Mar 18, 2022 | Education, Guest Blog, Latest News

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full moon jokes.
  2. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
  3. How did the leprechaun go to the moon?… In a sham-rocket. (Leprechaun Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  4. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
  5. When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon”
  6. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?… It’s an easier target. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  7. Why is he moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
  8. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  9. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  10. So the Apollo missions found insects on the moon… Lunatics.
  11. Charlie Brown says he is going to kick the football clear to the ____…. moon. (Charlie Brown Trivia)
  12. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side? (Top Geography Jokes)
  14. What is as old as the earth and new every month?… The moon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  15. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
  16. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
  17. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location. (Movie Jokes)
  18. The moon landing was obviously fake. Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
  19. What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock.
  20. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  21. Three astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land… It was a full moon.
  22. In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn’t do it too often.In fact, it would only happen once in a Blue Moon. (Music Jokes)
  23. Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws. (Werewolf Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  24. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore… When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray! (Pizza Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  25. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Music Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  26. Dad, does the moon provide light and heat to support all life on Earth through the process of Nuclear fusion?… No sun. (Sun Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  27. Why are moon parties soooooooooooooooooo boring?… Because there is no atmosphere!
  28. I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon passing each other… E-clips! (Sun Jokes)
  29. For me, the biggest problem about colonies on the moon would be the restaurants there… They would have no atmosphere.
  30. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon. Neil before me.
  31. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
  32. Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?… Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts. (Music Jokes)
  33. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  34. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  35. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  36. Why did the moon burp?… Because it was full.
  37. I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  38. Why is the dark side of the moon dry?… Because the other side has all the moonshine. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  39. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  40. Ever wonder how the moon got craters?… 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf. (Golf Jokes)
  41. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  42. What is a cow’s favorite time of the month?… the full mooooooooooooooooon! (Cow Jokes)
  43. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  44. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Geography Jokes)
  45. Why didn’t the moon eat dessert?… Because it was full!
  46. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
  47. The man in the moon is bald, as he has no ‘air. (Barber Jokes)
  48. Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?… Because they’re meteor.
  49. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
  50. If there’s one thing the moon landing did it made household names out of 3 incredible, brave men Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and…the other guy.