Full Moon Jokes for Each Month

Mardi Gras Pun: Moon pies put me in a good ala mode! (Ice Cream Jokes & Pie Jokes)

Strawberry Moon Jokes / June Jokes

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full Strawberry Moon jokes.
What kind of underwear should you wear during a Strawberry Full Moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
Why is the Strawberry Moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
Why wasn’t the Strawberry Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What did the Strawberry Moon say when a viewer said it was a beautiful full moon?… Then you berry much. (Strawberry Jokes)
What do you call the Strawberry Moon playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Guitar Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
Who scared the Strawberry Moon?… The booberry. (Strawberry Moon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
Who scared the Strawberry Moon?… The Scare Crow. (Strawberry Moon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
Why did everyone like the Strawberry Moon so much?… Because it was so sweet.
Why was the Strawberry Moon upset?… Because it was in a jam. (Strawberry Jokes)
Why did the Strawberry Moon go out with the fig?… Because he couldn’t find a date. (Strawberry Jokes)
How did the leprechaun go to the Strawberry Moon?… In a sham-rocket. (Leprechaun Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
How much is the Strawberry Moonworth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
How do you know when the Strawberry Moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Strawberry Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Why did the Strawberry Moon burp?… Because it was full.
Why didn’t the Strawberry Moon eat dessert?… Because it was full!
What holds the Strawberry Moon up?… Moonbeams.
What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a
Strawberry Moon full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
What kind of tick should you look out for on the Strawberry Moon full moon?… A lunatic.
“The Strawberry Moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
Why didn’t the Strawberry Moon eat dinner?… Because it was full!
Why did the Strawberry Moon skip dinner?… It was full.
When is the Strawberry Moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
Why didn’t the Strawberry Moon eat lunch?… Because it was full!
Why didn’t the Strawberry Moon eat breakfast?… Because it was full!
Why did the cow jump over the Strawberry Moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands! (Cow Jokes)
What squirms and howls at the Strawberry Moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes / Werewolf Jokes)
How do you know when the Strawberry Moon has enough to eat?… When it’s full.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Strawberry Moon?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Strawberry Moon knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Strawberry Moon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)

Corn Moon Jokes / August Jokes

Harvest Moon Jokes / September Jokes

Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
Why wasn’t the Harvest Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a the Harvest Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. (Music Jokes)
What is the best song to listen to on a full moon night in September?… Harvest Moon by Neil Young. (Music Jokes)
What is a great CD to listen to during the Harvest Moon?… Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
What do you wear to the September full moon?… A Har-VEST. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Harvest Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the Harvest Moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What squirms and howls at the Harvest Moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the Harvest Moon?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
If there’s a Harvest Moon in October… Does that make it a Red October?
What do you call a clock on the Harvest Moon?… A lunartick.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Harvest Moon?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Harvest Moon knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Harvest Moon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
What do you call a moon out of orbit?… A Lunatic! (Psychology Jokes)
How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, no atmosphere! (Memorial Day Jokes)
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
“Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Top Geography Jokes)
Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it.
What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Full Moon Jokes)
What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” (Sun Jokes)

October Jokes / Hunter’s Moon Jokes

Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Hunter’s Moon jokes.
My favorite phase of the Hunter’s moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
How much is the Hunter’s Moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Why wasn’t the Hunter’s Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Hunter’s Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Why do werewolves howl at the full Hunter’s Moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
When is the Hunter’s Moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
What do you call a body of water on the Hunter’s Moon?… Lunacy. (Ocean Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full Hunter’s Moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)

Pink Moon Jokes / April Jokes

Blood Moon Jokes / May Jokes

February Full Moon Jokes / Snow Moon Jokes

January Jokes / Wolf Moon Jokes

Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Wolf Moon jokes.
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full Wolf Moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
What squirms and howls at the Wolf Moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes / Werewolf Jokes)
What do you call someone who turns into a building at the sight of the full Wolf Moon?… A Werehouse. (Werewolf Jokes)
What is the best CD to listen to on the night of Wolf Full Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
My favorite phase of the Wolf moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
How much is the Wolf Moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Why wasn’t the Wolf Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Wolf Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Why do werewolves howl at the full Wolf Moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
When is the Wolf Moon heaviest?… When it’s full!

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full moon jokes.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Strawberry Moon?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Strawberry Moon knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Strawberry Moon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
How did the leprechaun go to the moon?… In a sham-rocket. (Leprechaun Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
Why is he moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Why did the moon burp?… Because it was full.
Why didn’t the moon eat dessert?… Because it was full!
What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon?… A lunatic.
“The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?… Because it was full!
Why did the moon skip dinner?… It was full.
When is the moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
Why didn’t the moon eat lunch?… Because it was full!
Why didn’t the moon eat breakfast?… Because it was full!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands! (Cow Jokes)
What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes / Werewolf Jokes)
The moon is going broke?… Because it’s down to its last quarter.
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?… When it’s full.

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