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Top Joke Pages:
- Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
- Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
- What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes)
- Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
- Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
- “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
- Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)