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More Full Moon Jokes…

  1. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  2. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
  3. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  4. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  5. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes)
  6. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  7. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  8. Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  9. “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)