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  1. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
  2. I show up at the beginning of each school year with a full pencil box and an empty head. (Back to School Jokes)
  3. The best wood in most golfer’s bags is the pencil. (Golf Jokes)
  4. What did the paper say to the pencil?… Write on! (Grammar Jokes)
  5. How do pencils exercise?… Stationary Bike. (Bike Jokes)
  6. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Swimming Jokes)
  7. A pencil isn’t my favorite writing tool… …but it’s a solid number 2.
  8. Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless.
  9. What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  10. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  11. I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. Why did the basketball player bring colored pencils s to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
  13. How does a pencil hire their workers?… He appoints them. (Labor Day Jokes)
  14. Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Car Jokes)
  15. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
  16. Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Bear Jokes )
  17. My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils. (Grandparent Jokes Back to School Jokes)
  18. Where did the pen go for holiday?… He went to pencil-vania. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  19. Which colored pencil is the sharpest?… Red, because it can draw blood.
  20. Have you read the article about broken pencils?… The reviewers said it’s pointless and lead on for too long.
  21. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
  22. What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point!
  23. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless.
  24. I made a pencil with two erasers… It was pointless.
  25. What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  26. Why do influencers always carry a pencil?… To draw attention. (Art Jokes)
  27. Why was the pencil brought in for questioning… Because they thought he was sketchy. (Police Jokes)
  28. Why did the basketball player bring pencils to the basketball game?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
  29. You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. (Horse Jokes)
  30. My mom hung up all of my pencil drawings…. it kinda makes my house look sketchy. (Art Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  31. Why did the eraser on the end of the pencil feel like giving up?… Because it couldn’t see the point.
  32. People that use pencils to draw… They’re sketchy.
  33. Why don’t paper, pens. and pencils walk around?… Because they’re stationary.
  34. Why aren’t there more pencil fights?… Last time it lead to a draw!
  35. Why was the pencil lumbering?… It’s feet were full of lead.