Top 50 Cow Jokes

by | Oct 8, 2022 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cow jokes.
  2. Where does chocolate ice-cream come from?… Brown cows! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?… February 14th. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  4. What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?… A milk-shake! (Dog Jokes / Cow Jokes / Milk Jokes)
  5. Where do cows go on vacation?… Moo Jersey. (Cow Jokes)
  6. Where do cows go to summer camp?… Moo Jersey. (Cow Jokes)
  7. What is Gru’s favorite type of steak?… Filet Minion.
  8. My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea… The steaks would be too high. (Colorado Jokes)
  9. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cow food?… The fodder of our country… (Presidents Day Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cows?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cow knock-knock joke?
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cow knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Cow says…. Cow says who?… No, a cow says mooooo!
  14. What do you get when you cross a corn cob and a cow?… Corned Beef. (Corn Jokes)
  15. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… a milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Hurricane Jokes)
  16. My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior…. He was a danger to himself and udders. (Milk Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  17. What do you get when a pasteurizing factory experiences an earthquake?… Milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
  18. Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day?… The moo-vies. (Movie Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  19. Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  20. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?… A milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  21. What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space?… One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world. (Astronomy Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  22. What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moo Year’s Eve. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  23. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?… “I find your lack of steak disturbing.” (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  24. Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?… The Milky Way! (Astronomy Jokes & Milk Jokes)
  25. What is the cow’s favorite candy bar?… Milky Way. (Milk Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  26. What’s the fastest liquid on earth?… Milk. It’s pasteurized before you can see it. (Track Jokes & Milk Jokes)
  27. Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows (World Geography Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  28. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Milk Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  29. What did one dairy cow say to another?… Got milk? (Milk Jokes)
  30. What is a cow’s favorite time of the month?… the full mooooooooooooooooon! (Full Moon Jokes)
  31. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo! (Winter Solstice Jokes)
  32. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo- moos. (Hawaii Jokes)
  33. Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry. (Milk Jokes)
  34. What did Frosty call his cow?… Eskimoo! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (10 Full Moon Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  36. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  37. What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  38. What is a cows favorite holiday?… Moomorial day! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
  39. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
  40. How hot is it in Arizona?… The cows are giving evaporated milk. (Arizona Jokes)
  41. What do cows say at Christmas?… MOOey Christmas!
  42. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  43. What do cows say at Christmas?… MOOey Christmas! (Christmas Jokes)
  44. Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?… The farmer had cold hands. (Full Moon Jokes)
  45. What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?… De-calf-inated. (Coffee Jokes)
  46. Why did the cow cross the road?… To get to the udder side.
  47. Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
  48. How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  49. How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak. (Cake Jokes)
  50. What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?… Sha-Moo. (Whale Jokes for Kids)
  51. Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  52. What do you call a cow who always takes your stuff at summer camp?… A mooooocher! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Summer Camp Jokes)
  53. Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies. (Prom Jokes)
  54. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  55. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
  56. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?… The Fodder of Our Country! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)