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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Good Friday jokes.
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
- TGIF….Thank God It’s Good Friday…..Please Do.
- It’s sad that Americans get more excited about Black Friday than Good Friday… more interested in sales than the greatest gift. (Black Friday Jokes)
- One day just before Easter a husband pulled into the supermarket. His wife had picked up a few things and was waiting for him. “Hi, honey,” the husband cheerfully said as the wife got into the car. “How was your day?” “I can’t believe it,” the wife said. “It looks like our bank is in trouble.” “What?” the husband asked. “It’s closing at the end of the week,” the wife replied. “That can’t be right,” the husband said. “It’s a national bank!” “Well it’s true,” the wife came back. “I have seen the sign in the window.” “What sign?” The husband asked. “Drive passed the bank and you’ll see,” the wife replied. The husband headed in the direction of the bank. “Right there,” the wife said as they drove by the bank. “See the sign? It says, ‘We Will Be Closed for Good Friday!’ “
- The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
- What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Blizzard Jokes)
- I found $20 outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”… So I turned it into wine… (Beer Jokes)
- Which day of the year do chickens hate the most?… Good Fry-day! (Chicken Jokes)
- What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
- What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Egg Jokes)
- Earlier today I told my Christian friend to “Have a Good Friday.” He didn’t catch my pun. I’m not surprised. Jokes like this usually Pass Over his head.
- What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
- Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Psychology Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop! (Music Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Doctor Jokes)
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes)
- What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?… A 14-carrot gold necklace.
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired
- What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Spring Jokes)
- What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Grammar Jokes)
- What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?… The bunny hop.
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
- Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?… The dictionary! (Christmas Jokes)
- What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?… A jelly bean
- Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top 50 US State Jokes)
- What happens if you get married on Easter?… You live hoppily ever after.
- What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Basketball Jokes)
- How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you. (Farming Jokes)
- What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
- What do you call a mischievous Easter Egg? A practical yolk-er.
- What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
- What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
- What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
- What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
- Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
- Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
- Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail
- What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
- What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
- Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!