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  1. Knock knock?……Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May Day jokes.
  2. Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
  3. I didn’t go to the May Day parade today. People said it would be perfectly safe… but I saw a lot of red flags.
  4. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  5. May 2nd: How many seconds are in a year?… Twelve. January second, February second, March second, etc. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  6. Why is the letter A like a flower?… A “b” comes after it! (Bee Jokes)
  7. Why can’t you trust math teachers in the spring time?… Because they’ll always play matrix on you. (Math Jokes for Kids & May Jokes)
  8. Two tourists were driving to the next village’s May Day Fair. They came to a sign that said: May Day Fair Left. … so they turned around and went home! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  9. Which state loves May Day the most?… May-ne. (Spring Jokes)
  10. A tourist was looking for the May Day Fair, he stopped and asked a local. Tourist: ‘Will this road take me to the May Day Fair?’ Local: ‘Oh no… ‘You’ll have to go by yourself!’ (Travel Guest Blogs)
  11. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  12. What did the spring say when it was in trouble?… May Day!! (May Day Jokes)
  13. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  14. Which do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips. (Flower Jokes)
  15. “May Day, May Day, we are sinking.” “Zis iz za German coast guard vat are you sinking about?”
  16. Did you hear the joke about May Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  17. What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias!
  18. A tourist was looking at the animals section at the May Fair when a dirty, scruffy man came running in the opposite direction. The dirty man stopped and asked the tourist. ‘Have you seen a cart load of pigs go this way?’ Tourist: ‘No… Did you fall off?’ (Travel Guest Blogs & Pig Jokes)
  19. What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night? The Day-zzz. (Flower Jokes)
  20. Did you hear the joke about May Day?… It works for me!
  21. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
  22. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
  23. “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
  24. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned.
  25. Ballon Ride: A tourist decides to take a balloon ride at the local May Day Fair. The balloon and its customers drift along in the breeze, but eventually they are lost. The tourist has no idea where he is, so when the gondolier takes the basket down to ten feet above ground he calls to a passer-by: ‘Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?’ After looking the tourist up and down, the passer-by says: ‘You are in a red balloon, ten feet above ground.’ The unhappy tourist replied, ‘You must be a lawyer.’ ‘How could you possible know that?’ asked the passer-by. “Because your answer is technically correct but absolutely useless, and the fact is I am still lost.” “Then you must be in management’, said the passer-by. “That’s right! How did you know?” said the tourist. “You have such a good view from where you are, and yet you don’t know where you are and you don’t know where you are going. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now your problem is somehow my fault!”
  26. Which state loves spring the most?… May-ne. (Spring Jokes)
  27. Labor Day Jokes
  28. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  29. I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast. (Skiing Jokes)
  30. What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day! (Mardi Gras Jokes) 
  31. Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now? (Pizza Jokes)
  32. What month should you never ask to the work the clock at a basketball game?… “NO” vember. (365 Basketball Jokes & November Jokes)
  33. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground.
  34. Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?… Because they have such a high turnover rate! (Apple Pie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  35. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  36. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  37. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
  38. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  39. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes Lobster Jokes)
  40. Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
  41. I thought about being a history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  42. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  43. Can you still “work it”… on Labor Day? (Dance Jokes)
  44. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  45. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe pick up some pizza on your way home from work? (Canoe Jokes)
  47. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  48. How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
  49. In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Lobster Jokes & Bread Jokes)
  50. Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper. (Fall Jokes)