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  1. May 1st: Top 10 May Day JokesDid you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes & May Day Jokes)
  2. What did the spring say when it was in trouble?… May Day!! (May Day Jokes)
  3. Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  4. Which state loves spring the most?… May-ne. (Maine Jokes)
  5. May 4th: Top 10 May the Fourth Be With You Jokes: What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  6. May 5thTop 10 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
  7. May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth JokesWhy did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  8. May 6th – 10th Nurses Week: Top 10 Nurse JokesThe nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Nurse Jokes)
  9. May 8th Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about May?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good May knock-knock joke?
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good May knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Don’t June know it’s May? (June Jokes)
  14. May 13th: Apple Pie Day Top 10 Apple Pie Jokes: Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to hurry up his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Music Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  15. Who’s the most important person in a Spring wedding?… The MAYtron of honor.
  16. Which crime fighter likes May the most?… Robin.
  17. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May jokes.
  18. Don’t June know it’s May?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
  19. May 15th: Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. 
  20. Who conducts the spring orchestra?… May-stro.
  21. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in May! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about May? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  23. Which month can’t make a decision?… MAYbe. (May Jokes)
  24. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  25. What month of the year is the shortest?… May (only 3 letters)
  26. What month always asks questions and permission?… May!
  27. Did you know bees become indecisive after April?… They become maybees. (May Jokes & Bee Jokes)
  28. May 23rd World Turtle Day: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
  29. What season is it when you are on a trampoline in May?… Spring-time.
  30. What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  31. What is the smartest insect?… A spelling bee. (Bee Jokes)
  32. What did one bee say to the other?… I love bee-ing with you, honey! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  33. What starts growing in the spring and then goes POP?… May-ze
  34. Did you know bees become indecisive after April 30th?… They become maybees. (Bee Jokes)
  35. Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?… Because of Mayweather. (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes)
  36. A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  37. What goes up when May rain comes down?… An umbrella.
  38. Why are oak trees so forgiving?… Every May they “turn over a new leaf”.
  39. What May flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)
  40. May 30th: Top 10 Memorial Day JokesWhat was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  41. Someone told me today is June 1st. But they May be wrong. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  42. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Jokes for Each Month)
  43. Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?… Because it has May weather in it! (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes)
  44. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  45. What do you call a striker playing a May match?… A spring forward. (Soccer Jokes & April Jokes)
  46. Which cute mouse loves the spring?… Maysy.
  47. Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar. (Bee Jokes)
  48. How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants.
  49. What does winter fat turn into?… Spring rolls.
  50. How do you make a waterbed bouncier?… Fill it with spring water.
  51. What is the shortest month of the year?… M-A-Y.
  52. How do you know flowers are friendly?… They always have new buds!
  53. How did the bee brush his hair?… With a honeycomb.
  54. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?… It lost its petals.
  55. Does February like March?… No, but April May.
  56. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During APE-ril showers.
  57. What do you get when two plants kiss?… Tulips!
  58. What goes up when the rain goes down?… Umbrellas.
  59. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain!
  60. What did the tree say to spring?… What a re-leaf!
  61. What did the dirt say to the rain?… If this keeps up my name will be mud.
  62. Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?… Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
  63. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?… It lost its petals.
  64. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!
  65. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… Egg-plants!
  66. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… A son-flower!
  67. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?… A rob-in.
  68. Which month can’t make a decision?… MAY-be.
  69. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A flour garden.
  70. Why did the bird go to the hospital?… It needed tweet-ment!
  71. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their yellow jackets!
  72. Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
  73. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
  74. How does the sun listen to music?… On the ray-dio.
  75. Why did the farmer bury all his money?… To make his soil rich.
  76. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
  77. What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied?… A rainbow.
  78. Do you know about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  79. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?… To grow a water-melon.
  80. What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?… Daffo-dills!
  81. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inch worm.
  82. Does February like March?… No, but April May.
  83. What’s a baby chick’s favorite food?… Eggplant
  84. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?… Rootbeer!
  85. Why is the letter A like a flower?… A “b” comes after it!
  86. Why was the baby strawberry sad?… His mom was in a jam!
  87. What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?… A dandy lion!
  88. What flower does everyone have on their face?… Two-lips!
  89. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?… One with a hoppy ending!
  90. What happens when you tell an egg a joke?…. It cracks up.
  91. What did summer say to spring?… Help – I’m about to fall!
  92. What month always asks questions and permission?… May!
  93. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… He has a green thumb!
  94. What do gardeners wear on their legs?… Garden hose!
  95. What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower?… A drizzly bear! How do sheep celebrate Memorial Day? With a baa-baa cue!