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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
- Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
- I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage… It was bread in captivity. (Bread Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
- It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant. (World Geography Jokes)
- Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- What do you get when you drop the croissant your aunt made?… A cross aunt.
- What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?… You’re just not my cup of tea. (Tea Jokes)
- My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon! (Full Moon Jokes)
- What did the bag of flour say to the croissant?…… “I saw you yeasterday!”
- Why don’t croissants like warm weather?…… Things get Toasty! (Summer Jokes / Toast Jokes / Spring Jokes)
- What is the opposite of a croissant?… A happy uncle.
- How do you introduce a loaf of bread to your angry aunt?… Meatloaf croissant. (Bread Jokes)
- You can never trust a croissant to get things done… They’re super flakey.
- Why did the almond croissants sell out?… Everyone went nuts for them.
- What did the chef say when the croissant went missing?… It’s scone now.
- What did the croissant say to its chef?… Butter me up.
- What did the croissant say to the other pastries as it’s being sold off?… I will never desert you.
- How did the chef wish the croissant happy birthday?… Hope you have a berry happy birthday.
- Why was the almond croissant one of the top selections in the store?… It was a batch made in heaven.
- Why did the croissant think the doughnut is depressed?… It has a hole inside.
- Why was the croissant depressed?… He suffered a mental bake-down.
- Why did the croissant go to the doctor?… He was feeling crummy.
- What did a croissant say after brushing his teeth?… I’m bready for bed.
- What do you call a depressed pair of croissants?… Pain au pain.
- Why do croissants throw great parties?… Because they always they rise to the occasion.
- What did the croissant say to the slice of bread before the race?… You’re toast.
- What did the croissant say when breaking up with his girlfriend?… You deserve butter.
- A croissant is like the sun… it rises in the yeast.
- What’s a croissant’s favorite song lyric?… Another one bites the crust.
- The French couple decided to exchange croissants as anniversary gifts… They were a dough-rable.
- What did the croissant say while in the hospital?… Au pain.
- What does making too many croissant puns lead to?… Self-loaving.
- How does croissants remember things?… It uses Toast-It notes.
- What did the croissant say to the pretzel?… You’re such a weird-dough.
- Why did the croissant and bread fall in love?… Love is all you knead.
- Who is married to my mean uncle?… My croissant.
- Why was the croissant never cold?… He had many layers.
- Two croissants are in an oven and one says, “Wow, it’s hot in here!” and the other croissant says, “Oh my gosh, a talking croissant!”
- What do the croissant say to the chicken?…… LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE!
- I just put my hair in a bun. It wasn’t very good… I think I’ll try it with a croissant next time.
- What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?… C’est croissant!
- 1st worker: “I am still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.” Co-worker: “it’s pronounced ‘Croissant’ and you ate 4 of them.”
- What do you call it when two croissants made at the same time fall in love?… A batch made in heaven.
- Two croissants walking across Union Street. one gets hit by a bus. The other one says, Oh Crumbs!
- What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough… A cross-bread.
- When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my french” after a swear word… I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French. (Jokes for Teachers)
- A danish, a cornbread piece, and a croissant plays Dungeons and Dragons… I guess you can say they are roll playing. (Dragon Jokes)
- Why did the two croissants run away from the bakery?… They wanted to grow mold together.
- What did the croissant say to the other croissant?… Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
- What do you call an angry pastry?… A croissant!