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More Pumpkin Jokes…

  1. What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice! (365 Music Jokes)
  2. Orange you pumped for Halloween? (Crayon Jokes)
  3. The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed.
  4. In September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  5. A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?” The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”
  6. What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  7. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  8. Where would you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them Less than Jake but Better than Ezra.(365 Music Jokes)
  9. Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  10. In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine. (Doctor Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  11. What does a pumpkin priest give a homily?… From the pulp-it.
  12. Why did the jack-o-lanterns claim to be spiritual?… Because he had an inner light.
  13. What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice! (365 Music Jokes)
  14. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
  15. What instrument does a pumpkin play?… An a-gourd-ian. (365 Music Jokes)
  16. I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
  17. What is a pumpkin’s favorite song?… Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin’ to Talk About by Bonnie Raitt.(365 Music Jokes)
  18. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch! (Fall Jokes)
  19. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?… Pulp fiction. (Movie Jokes)
  20. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?… A life-gourd.
  21. Where do jack o’ lanterns live?… In the seedy part of town!
  22. What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  23. We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles. (Fall Jokes)
  24. How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl. (365 Music Jokes)
  25. Why do pumpkins do so bad in school?… Because they had all their brains scooped out. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  26. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle. (Candle Jokes)
  27. How did the winter squash pay for things?… It used pumpkin bread. (Bread Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  28. A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot in the other ear, and a baby pumpkin stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.” (Doctor Jokes)
  29. What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?… Hollow-een.
  30. Who did the farmer say when his squash went missing?… There’s pumpkin strange happening around here… (Farming Jokes)
  31. What music band is the least popular around Halloween?… The Smashing Pumpkins. (Music Jokes)
  32. Why was the gourd so gossip-y?… To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.
  33. What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?… You’ll get autumn’y ache. (Doctor Jokes)
  34. How do gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
  35. Who is the leader of all pumpkins?… The Pumpking.
  36. When is an orange not an orange?… When it’s a pumpkin.
  37. Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to go on the roller ghoster?… It didn’t have the guts. (Ghost Jokes)
  38. Who did the pumpkin run away from?… Cinderella’s Fairy Gourd-mother! (Cinderella Jokes)
  39. When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?… When you drop it; then it’s squash!
  40. When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?… I’m vine, thanks for asking. (Doctor Jokes)
  41. Always a seasonal delight, today we will look at how to make a pumpkin roll : Step 1. Get a pumpkin. Step 2. Take your pumpkin to the top of a hill. Step 3. Give it a little push. Step 4. Enjoy
  42. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  43. What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  44. Why did the pumpkin take a detour?… To avoid a seedy part of town.
  45. Where do pumpkins hold meetings?… The gourdroom.
  46. Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?… A candle makes them bright. (Candle Jokes)
  47. What did George Strait say to the pumpkin?… I’m Here for a Gourd Time. (365 Music Jokes)
  48. What did the queasy pumpkin say?… I don’t feel so gourd. (Doctor Jokes)
  49. I have a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving? (Pie Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  50. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?… It fell off the wagon!