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- 2021 Jokes
- 180 School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- Jokes for Special Day of the Year
- Top 10 Labor Day Jokes (Labor Day Jokes)
- “Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois! (Movie Jokes)
- What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
- Why was the skeleton always left out of the sailing trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
- What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… Be my Valenstein! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Robin Hood Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Milk Jokes)
- What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Hawaii Jokes & October Jokes)
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
- What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Bird Jokes)
- Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula! (Dracula Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
- Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Ghost Jokes)
- What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Music Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
- Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin.
- Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans. (Ghost Jokes)
- How do vampires get around on Halloween?… On blood vessels.
- Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?… He heard it had great circulation.
- Why can’t hockey players dress up for Halloween?… They always take their face off.
- Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
- Where do fashionable ghosts shop?… Bootiques!
- What do witches put on to go trick or treating?… Mas-scare-a.
- Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
- What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… “You sure are boo-tiful!
- Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?… His ghoul friend.
- Which hockey players can’t you trust?… Anyone on the Dev
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Olive!… Olive who?… Olive your Halloween costume!
- What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?… A steak!
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
- What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?… You never know which witch is which!
- What kind of bats fly around the school at night?… AlphaBATS!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.