My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!

More Funny Halloween Jokes…

  1. “Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois! (Movie Jokes)
  2. What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
  3. Why was the skeleton always left out of the sailing trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  4. What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
  5. What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… Be my Valenstein! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Robin Hood Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  7. What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Milk Jokes)
  8. What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Hawaii Jokes & October Jokes)
  9. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
  10. What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Bird Jokes)
  11. Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula! (Dracula Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  12. Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Ghost Jokes)
  13. What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Music Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
  14. Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin.
  15. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans. (Ghost Jokes)
  16. How do vampires get around on Halloween?… On blood vessels.
  17. Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?… He heard it had great circulation.
  18. Why can’t hockey players dress up for Halloween?… They always take their face off.
  19. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
  20. Where do fashionable ghosts shop?… Bootiques!
  21. What do witches put on to go trick or treating?… Mas-scare-a.
  22. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
  23. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… “You sure are boo-tiful!
  24. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?… His ghoul friend.
  25. Which hockey players can’t you trust?… Anyone on the Dev
  26. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Olive!… Olive who?… Olive your Halloween costume!
  27. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?… A steak!
  28. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
  29. What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?… You never know which witch is which!
  30. What kind of bats fly around the school at night?… AlphaBATS!
  31. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.