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More Candle Jokes…

  1. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  2. Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake?… Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom! (Candle Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  3. Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?… A candle makes them bright.
  4. What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?” (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Candle Jokes)
  5. Why did the hungry Columbus eat the last candle?… He wanted a light snack. (Columbus Day Jokes)