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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best sleeping jokes.
- My boyfriend woke up just now. He is dreaming and muttering about how he wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy…. He’s Tolkien in his sleep. (Napping Jokes)
- My girlfriend woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy… She’s Tolkien in her sleep. (Napping Jokes)
- What are the two things your grandpa doesn’t like about you as a little boy?… Number 1 you don’t want to sleep in the afternoon. Number 2, you won’t let him take a nap either. (Grandparent Jokes)
- Why was the ghost so tired he needed a nap?… He worked the graveyard shift. (Ghost Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- What do you call the world’s sleepiest tree?… Mesnoozelah! (Tree Jokes)
- Why did the tree need to take a nap?… For rest. (Tree Jokes)
- My wife is the biggest “Lord of the Rings” fan… Every night I hear her Tolkien in her sleep. (Napping Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- How does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! (Harry Potter Jokes)
- Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Pasta Jokes)
- Why was the cop in bed?… Because he was an undercover cop! (Police Jokes)
- Why do Minions run round their beds?… To catch up on their sleep. (Minion Jokes)
- If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
- A nurse wakes up her patient and says “Wake up Mrs. Johnson. It’s time to take your sleeping pills.” (Nurse Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the pancake sleep?… He kept tossing and turning! (Pancake Jokes)
- Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk quietly past the medicine cabinet?… So they wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
- Why was the summer camp so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense). (Summer Camp Jokes)
- What do you call turtles who are only awake during the night time?… Noc-turtles. (Turtle Jokes)
- What did the shuttlecock say when it was trying to sleep?… Who’s making all the racquet? (Badminton Jokes)
- Patient: Doctor, at night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings Doctor: That’s ok, you’re just Tolkien in your sleep. (Doctor Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy… She’s Tolkien in her sleep. (Marriage Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Why did the pillow go to the nurse?… He was feeling all stuffed up!
- Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class! (Prom Jokes)
- What do penguins wear on their feet at nighttime?… Slippers.
- Why should you never share a bed with a woodchuck?… They always hog the covers. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- How do students make their beds on a snow day?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Snow Day Jokes)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Presidents Day Jokes)
- How did Richard Nixon sleep in the White House?… First he lied on one side, then he lied on the other.
- What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Why was George Washington always pictured standing up?… Because he never lied. (Presidents Day Jokes)
- How do you make a waterbed bouncier?… Fill it with spring water. (Spring Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about sleeping?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good napping knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good napping knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- I’m good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
- What’s an Etch-A-Sketch artists’s worst nightmare?… An earthquake. (Art Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?…Nightmares. (Horse Racing Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- Last nigh I had a nightmare about earthquakes…. I woke up trembling. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
- My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands… and two of them were just napping. (Cemetery Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?… It was way past its threadtime! (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- What school supply is still tired all summer long?… A knapsack.
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July down to take a nap. (July Knock Knock Jokes)
- Mom #1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning? Mom #2: I just put the cat on the bed. Mom #1: How does that help?Mom #2:: The dog’s already there. (Dog jokes for Kids & Napping Jokes)
- What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Pizza Jokes)
- A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.” (Book Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?… Because he wanted sweet dreams. (Candy Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a Patric Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Super Bowl Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Winter Solstice Jokes)
- Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda… I guess it was just a Fanta sea! (Swimming Jokes)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
- Patient: Doctor, at night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings Doctor: That’s ok, you’re just Tolkien in your sleep. (Doctor Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though. (Brownie Jokes)
- What happened when they found out about the kidnapping at the high school graduation?… They woke him up. (High School Graduation Jokes)
- What happened when they found out about the kidnapping in the senior’s auditorium?… They woke him up.
- Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
- What can you call your brother who falls asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?… Your napkin. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Worm Jokes)
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired! (Bike Jokes)
- What do scuba divers wear to bed?… A snore-kel. (Swimming Jokes)
- A lady who was known as Churchill’s main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, “Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?” Churchill sleepily replied, “No, ma’am. I do so purely by choice.”
- Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Meatball Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Football Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Why don’t worms like getting up in the morning?… Because the early bird catches the worm. (Worm Jokes)
- Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
- What does a tea bag do when it’s tired?…It steeps! (Tea Jokes)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (George Washington Quotes)
- What do you call a veteran who sleeps in a bathroom stall?… A loo-tenant. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Winter Jokes for Kids / Hockey Jokes / Bear Jokes)