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- October 2nd National Custodian Day: According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.
- Why was the custodian late for his job interview?… He over swept.
- A custodian got accepted into Nascar… His car goes “Broom, Broom”
- How warm is a custodian ‘s closet?… Broom Temperature.
- Where do custodians go at night?… They go to sweep.
- What does a custodian have in common with Santa Claus?… Leave out some cookies for them and you’ll receive better treatment.
- What do you call a bunch of custodians who made a band?… The bleach boys.
- What do you call the custodians of the CIA?… Sweeper Agents
- A custodian, a waitress, and a bartender walk into a bar. Then they open for the day.
- Why did the custodian pick up the poop from the floor?… Because it was his duty!
- What do you call a custodian in space?… A vacuum cleaner.
- A movie about custodians impressed critics… Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.
- I saw a custodian wiping the handrail on an ascending escalator… He was cleaning up
- It’s not right to assume that a custodian can clean your chimney… You shouldn’t make sweeping generalizations.
- What did the custodian’s ex wife accuse him of?… Sweeping around.
- Why should you vote a custodian into public office? If you want them to make sweeping changes.
- The custodian at the bank managed to rob 21 thousand dollars… He made a clean getaway!