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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dragon jokes.
  2. Three movies are a bit much for The Hobbit… They seem to be really dragon it out! (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  3. Why did the Dwarves leave Erebor?… They didn’t like the pollution – there was too much Smaug! (Environment Jokes & Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  4. A danish, a cornbread piece, and a croissant plays Dungeons and Dragons… I guess you can say they are roll playing. (Croissant Jokes)
  5. Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  6. The most stressful thing about being a dragon must be trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. (Birthday Jokes)
  7. You think dinosaurs are scary?… Imagine dragons! (Dinosaur Jokes)
  8. Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?… If they breath fire, the ice melts. (Hockey Jokes)
  9. What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Fireworks Jokes)
  10. Why are dragons such good story tellers?… They have very impressive tails.
  11. Two Dragons walk into a bar. Dragon 1: It’s hot in here. Dragon 2: Shut your mouth. (Beer Jokes)
  12. Why is easy to work out the weight of a dragon?… They come with scales.
  13. A dragon would never explode… But a dino might. (Fireworks Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)
  14. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dragon … Dragon who?… Dragon your feet again? (Knock Knock Jokes)   
  15. What do you do with a green dragon?… Wait until it ripens!
  16.   What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?… A fire alarm. (Fireman Jokes) 
  17. Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa?… She needed to barbeque some chicken.   
  18. What’s a hungry dragon’s favorite day of the week?… Chewsday.   
  19. Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?… Because they didn’t smoke!
  20. What did the dragon say when he saw the knight?… “Look, tinned food!” (Knight Jokes)
  21. What is the difference between St. George and Santa’s reindeer?… One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. (Christmas Jokes)
  22. Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?…He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles. (Birthday Jokes)
  23. What do you call Dragon with no silver?… A dron. (Chemistry Jokes)
  24. Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?… He wanted to eat some chicken.
  25. What’s worse than a dragon speaking to you?… The money that you have to pay for therapy.
  26. What do you call a dragon with no silver?… a dron.dr**ag**on (science joke)
  27. Do you know why the Reddit Dragon is yellow?… It’s got bananas for scales
  28. What do you call that friend who will always seize the opportunity to run a Dungeons & Dragons game for your group?… A Carpe D.M
  29. What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?… A wyrmhole.
  30. This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting… Why he be all slidin’ into my DMs
  31. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?… One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
  32. It was my pet dragon’s birthday today. We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out. (Birthday Jokes)
  33. I was reading a story about dragons the other day. It just seemed to DRAG ON and on
  34. 2 dragons walk into a bar One goes, “it’s hot in here.” The other responds, “shut your mouth.”
  35. Why did the young dragon lose the rap battle?… He couldn’t yet spit hot fireKnight vs dragon. (Music Jokes)
  36. Why are dragons so good at rapping?… Because they’re always spitting fire. (Music Jokes)
  37. Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?… It’ll melt your heart. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  38. How did the girl dragon win the beauty contest?…  She was the beast of the show!
  39. Why are dragons good storytellers?… They all have long tails.
  40. I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet. I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon.
  41. What’s big and scaley and bounces?… A dragon on a trampoline! 
  42. What eats more tacos than one dragon?… Two dragons. (Taco Jokes)
  43. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Fire!… Fire who?… If I were you, I’d keep away from fire-breathing dragons.             
  44. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how big a baby dragon is?
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how big a dragon is?
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me if dragon’s fly?
  47. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how much a dragon weighs?
  48. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me if you like dragons?
  49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me if you like dragon jokes?
  50. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Thumping… Thumping who?… Thumping tells me we’ve told enough dragon jokes.