Top 50 October Jokes

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  1. October 1st: International Coffee Day: Top 50 Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes) 
  2. October 2nd National Custodian Day: According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.
  3. October 4th: National Taco Day: Taco Jokes Top 50 Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  4. October 5th: World Teachers Day: Teacher Jokes: Top 50 Teacher Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  5. October 6th: World Smile Day: Smile Jokes Top 50 Smile Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes)
  6. October 8th: World Octopus Day: Octopus Jokes Top 50 Octopus Jokes: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes)
  7. October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. (World Geography Jokes)
  8. October 9th Columbus Day Jokes: Top 50 Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Biology Jokes)
  9. October 10th: World Mental Health Day: Top 50 Psychology Jokes: Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes / Donut Jokes for Kids)
  10. October 10th: October 10th is such a great day!… 10/10.
  11. October 11th Top 50 Prime Day Jokes‘: Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
  12. October 12th: National Farmer’s Day Jokes Farming Jokes: Top 50 Farmer Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Fall Jokes)
  13. Friday October 13th Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills! (Cemetery Jokes)
  14. October 14th International Egg Day: Egg Jokes / Top 50 Egg Jokes: I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!
  15. Fall Jokes Top 50 Fall Jokes: What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! (Farming Jokes)
  16. October 16th: National Boss Day Jokes: The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
  17. October 17th: National Pasta Day What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Spaghetti Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  18. October 18th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Top 50 Cupcake Jokes: Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
  19. Homecoming Jokes: Top 50 Homecoming Jokes: What month should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
  20. October 23rd: Mole Jokes for Chemistry Top 50 Mole Day Jokes: What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
  21. October 26th: National Pumpkin Day Jokes: Top 50 Pumpkin Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
  22. October 29th National Cat Day Jokes Top 50 Cat Jokes: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  23. October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: Top 50 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes)