Top 50 Shark Jokes

by | Jul 22, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes.
  2. If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
  3. Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
  4. Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Ocean Jokes)
  5. Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell great white lies.
  6. Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean. (Movie Jokes)
  7. How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another. (Fishing Jokes)
  8. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  9. Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  10. What is a shark’s favorite song?… Fins by Jimmy Buffett. (Music Jokes)
  11. What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!” (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
  13. I would like to see a Great White shark before I die… But not right before I die. (Cemetery Jokes)
  14. What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Prom Jokes)
  15. Why did the shark get sent to jail?… He was involved with some fishy business. (Police Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  16. A prospective businessman enters the Shark Tank. Shark 1: What’s your business idea? Businessman: Ridiculously wide sunglasses. Shark 1: I’m out. Shark 2: I’m out. Hammerhead shark: Tell me more.
  17. What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!” (180 School Jokes)
  18. Which kind of sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Cemetery Jokes)
  19. What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… FINnegan’s wake! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
  20. The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp. (Labor Day Jokes)
  21. The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed… Turns out it was a loan shark! (U.S Aquariums)
  22. Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Surfing Jokes)
  23. What did the shark get on his marine biology test?… A sea-minus. (Biology Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  24. What sort of fish operates on a sick shark?… A sturgeon! (Doctor Jokes)
  25. How do you make a shark laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale. (Whale Jokes)
  26. Where do lonely sharks go to find companionship?… Sand Bars. (Beer Jokes)
  27. What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese! (Fast Food Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  28. What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?… Do not consume if seal is broken! (Seal Jokes)
  29. Shark Pun: Go ahead and mako my day. (Movie Jokes)
  30. Shark Pun: You’re skating on fin ice, pal… 
  31. A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.” (Pirate Jokes)
  32. How does a hammerhead shark tell his mom he passed his test?… Nailed it! (180 School Jokes)
  33. I told a friend that I was attacked by a shark the other day. He asked, “Did you punch it on the nose?” “No,” I said, “The shark started it for no reason!”
  34. What’s a shark’s favorite movie?… Shaw-shark Redemption! (Movie Jokes)
  35. What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead. (Music Jokes)
  36. I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling, “Help, shark! Help!”… I just laughed and laughed. I knew that shark wouldn’t help him.
  37. Shark Pun: Sharks that steal always mako like a bandit.
  38. How do sharks start their day?… They drink jaw-va. (Coffee Jokes)
  39. Did you hear about the shark ghost?… It vanished into fin air! (Magic Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  40. Shark Pun: No wonder that shark doesn’t have any friends—it’s a loan shark. 
  41. Why did the shark cross the reef?… To get to the other tide!
  42. What kind of shark is always gambling?… A card shark.
  43. What candy must a shark with braces avoid?… Jaw-breakers! (Dentist Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  44. I was at the beach the other day when I saw a man swimming in the sea despite the warning signs about the shark-infested waters. He got attacked and lost a leg… I bet he’s kicking himself now! (Swimming Jokes)
  45. I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark…. The novelty is wearing a little fin! (Halloween Jokes)
  46. What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?… Chews wisely! 
  47. What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?… “Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.”
  48. What are a shark’s two most favorite words?… Man overboard. (Grammar Jokes)
  49. What do a shark and a computer have in common?… They both have megabites! (Computer Jokes)
  50. How did the crazy shark become normal again?… electro shark therapy. (Psychology Jokes)