Top 50 Pie Jokes

by | Jan 21, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.” (Pie Jokes & Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  2. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.” (Star Wars Jokes)
  3. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes & Chocolate Jokes)
  4. What did they call the first person to bake a pie?… A pie-oneer.
  5. I tried to make a pie with fish innards!… It was cod offal. (Fishing Jokes)
  6. I had a shepherd’s pie for lunch today… He wasn’t happy. (Farming Jokes)
  7. Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I’m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Apple Pie Jokes / Music Jokes / Dessert Jokes)
  8. Did Judy Garland ever figure out how much a pie weighs? …Apparently, somewhere over the rainbow you can weigh a pie. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  9. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  10. What do you call a dessert that flies a plane?… A pie-lot. (Pilot Jokes)
  11. Who led all the apples to the bakery?…The Pie Piper. (Fall Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
  12. How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry… (Apple Pie Jokes)
  13. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14. (Pi Day Jokes)
  14. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth! (Dentist Jokes)
  15. A pie walks into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food.” (Beer Jokes)
  16. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference…. He ate too much pi. (Knight Jokes & Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  17. What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?…  Whoopie Pi!  (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Maine Jokes)
  18. What is 1.57?… Half a pie. (Pi Day Jokes)
  19. The local pie shop almost never closes… It’s 22/7. (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  20. Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie… (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  21. How would the dessert propose to his girlfriend?… Pie love you berry much. (Marriage Jokes)
  22. What do you call a mud pie on April 22?… An Earth Day cake! (Earth Day Jokes)
  23. What is a great for dessert for Halloween?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream! (Halloween Jokes)
  24. What is a great for dessert for Friday the 13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
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  26. What do you call a street full of pies?… A desserted street.
  27. Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?… Because they have such a high turnover rate! (Apple Pie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  28. What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert?… Boo-berry pie! (Ghost Jokes)
  29. Why did the apple pie join the circus?… It loved all the apple-ause. (Apple Pie Jokes)
  30. What do you call a sailor who loots desserts?… A pie-rate. (Pirate Jokes)
  31. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  32. What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?… Good-pie everyone. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  33. Remember not to eat too much pi… it will give you a large circumference. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  34. Why did the pie go to a dentist?… Because he needed a filling! (Dentist Jokes)
  35. How do you make a gold pie?… You put 14 carrots on it. (Farming Jokes)
  36. What happened to the snake that ate a whole pie?… It became a pie-thon! (Snake Jokes)
  37. Hole #9 Where do North and South Carolina bakers travel to make cherry pie?… The go to Augusta National Golf Course and set up shop at hole #9, Carolina Cherry. (Pie Jokes / South Carolina Jokes / North Carolina Jokes)
  38. What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?… Have you ever tried worm pie? (Worm Jokes & Apple Jokes)
  39. Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving? (Pie Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  40. What did Yoda say when the bakery was out of Pies?… Dough. Or Doughnut. There is no Pie. (Star Wars Jokes) 
  41. Why did the pie cross the road?… Because it was meetin’ potato. (Potato Jokes)
  42. What’s really good on pie and really awful on people?… Crust.
  43. Did you hear of the man who robbed a pie shop?… He was put into custardy. (Police Jokes)
  44. What do you call a baker who invented a new way to bake a pie?… A pie-oneer.
  45. Which pie has the most jam in it?… Cherry Garcia Pie. (365 Music Jokes)
  46. Waiter! Why does my dessert have a shoe print in it?… Sir, you did say “Apple pie and step on it!”(Apple Pie Jokes)
  47. I told the doctor I had a mince pie growing out of my head. He said he had some cream for it. (Doctor Jokes)
  48. Why did the pie cross the road?… Because it was meat & potato. (Potato Jokes)
  49. Why did the other pies stop playing with Pecan Pie during recess?… Because it was nuts.
  50. What do sharks eat for dessert?… Octo-pie. (Shark Jokes & Octopus Jokes)