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  1. Two weevils grew up in South Carolina One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
  2. I’m moving to South Carolina and I think I’m going to buy a house instead of renting I hear the market is flooded right now
  3. South Carolina has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “S” and “C”
  4. What did Lake Marion say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in South Carolina)
  5. What is the tallest building in South Carolina?… Thomas Cooper Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  6. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The South Carolina Turnpike!
  7. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Savannah River. (Ten Longest Rivers in South Carolina)
  8. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Pee Dee River!
  9. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Catawba River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  10. If a plane crashed on the borders of South Carolina and North Carolina where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: South Carolina. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  12. Did you hear the joke about Sassafras Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & South Carolina Mountains)
  13. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  14. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  15. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the South Carolina plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  16. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” South Carolina Resident: “No, not yet.”
  17. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” South Carolina Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  18. Where do South Carolina elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  19. Where do South Carolina middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  20. Where do South Carolina high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  21. Why did the South Carolina teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  22. Why did the South Carolina teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why did the South Carolina teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  24. Why did the South Carolinateacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  25. What did South Carolina see?… the same thing Arkansas.