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- What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?… “‘Tis the season to be jelly!” (Christmas Jokes)
- Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! (Car Jokes)
- January 24th: is national peanut butter day.Spread the news.
- What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?… Seanut butter and jelly-fish.
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
- Why did the swimmers put peanut butter into the sea?… To go with the jellyfish! (Ocean Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted) (Police Jokes)
- What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astro-nut!
- How can you communicate with peanut butter communicate?… Use sticky-notes.
- What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?… Garden hose!
- I once got in a rap battle with a peanut… He was roasted.
- Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?… The Snack Bar!
- How do you catch an elephant?… Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
- What did the peanut say to the elephant?… Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.
- Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?… Because they were nuts!
- What kind of nuts hang?… wall-nuts.
- Why did the peanut run across the busy highway?… It was nuts.
- What did Charlie Brown put on his crackers?… Peanuts butter.
- I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in my car on road trips… Just in case there’s a traffic jam.
- What competition do peanuts hockey teams participate in? The peanut butter cup.
- What do the custodian find in a locker after school was out?… A peanut butter and smelly sandwich.
- Why do people like to go to the peanut butter’s dinner party?… There is always a nice spread.
- What did applesauce say to peanut butter?… You’re Nutty!
- Who answers the door at the nut house?… The peanut buttler.
- What do lawyers put on sandwiches?… Plea-nut butter.
- Why did the door think that it was peanut butter?… Because it was ajar.
- Why did the teacher give peanut butter to all his students?… He was a nutty professor.
- Why did the surfer put peanut butter on his surf board?… To go with the jellyfish.
- What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?… You jam it in.
- What did the watermelon say to the silly peanut butter?… You’re nuts.
- What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat?… Peanut butter and Jellyfish. (Shark Jokes)
- Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?… To go with the traffic jam.
- What do you call a sandwich full of envy? Peanut butter ‘n’ jealousy.
- Peanut butter was driving toast when suddenly… There was a jam.
- How do you catch an elephant?… Act like a peanut!
- What did the nutty baseball team need for their squeeze play?… Peanut Bunter.
- Why can’t you marry a jar of peanut butter?… It will make you nutty.
- Why don’t peanuts enjoy going outdoors?… They’re afraid of becoming a-salted.
- Did you hear about the peanut who got interrogated at the station?… He finally cracked.
- Why was the peanut butter upset about his retirement party?… He was roasted!
- Why can’t you be friends with a jar of peanut butter?… They make everyone nutty. (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
- Did you see what happened to the man who heard some peanut butter puns?… He completely cracked up.
- Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?… Work came to a grinding halt.
- What did the peanut say to the elephant?… Nothing… peanuts can’t talk!
- Why did the elephant cross the road?… To get to the peanut.
- Why couldn’t the peanut butter and afford a sandwich?… They needed bread.
- What fish tastes best with peanut butter?… Jellyfish.
- Where do peanuts get their energy?… A Shell station.
- I bet jellyfish are sad… That there are no peanut butter fish.
- I don’t like peanut butter… It just isn’t my jam.