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  1. New Mexico has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “M”
  2. What did Heron Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in New Mexico)
  3. What is the tallest building in?… New Mexico Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  4. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The New Mexico Turnpike!
  5. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Rio Grande. (Ten Longest Rivers in New Mexico)
  6. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Pecos River!
  7. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Cimarron River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  8. If a plane crashed on the borders of New Mexico and Oklahoma where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: New Mexico. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in New Mexico ! (Teacher Jokes)
  10. Did you hear the joke about Wheeler Peak?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & New Mexico Mountains)
  11. New Mexico, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  12. A couple in New Mexico had a baby… Now their population is 137! (Baby Jokes)
  13. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the New Mexico plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  14. What runs but never goes out of breath?… Rio Grande.! (Ten Longest Rivers in New Mexico)
  15. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” New Mexico Resident: “No, not yet.”
  16. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” New Mexico Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  17. Where do New Mexico elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  18. Where do New Mexico middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  19. Where do New Mexico high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  20. Why did the New Mexico teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  21. Why did the New Mexico teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  22. Why did the New Mexico teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  23. Why did the New Mexico teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)