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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March Madness jokes.
  2. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  3. “The best thing about freshmen is they become sophomores.” (Not always true anymore!) Al McGuire Marquette Basketball Coach (March Madness Jokes)
  4. What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
  5. State has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D”
  6. Where does ghost corn go to haunt people?… Lake Eerie.
  7. Where does corn go for vacation?… Lake Earie. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  8. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.  (15 Best Lakes in South Carolina)
  9. What is the tallest building in?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  10. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike!
  11. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the . (Ten Longest Rivers in North Dakota)
  12. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!
  13. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  14. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  15. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  16. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  17. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  18. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  19. Where do [state] elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  20. Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  21. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  22. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  24. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  25. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  26. What did [state] see?… the same thing Arkansas.