West Virginia Jokes

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  1. A ventriloquist is touring around the state of West Virginia performing his act. One night, while performing his act, he proceeded to make a bunch of “stupid Southerner” jokes while talking through his dummy. Halfway through his act, one of the audience members stands up and yells, “Hey! We don’t take kindly to your jokes around here! Not all of us are as stupid as you make us look!” The ventriloquist begins to apologize to the audience when the audience member interrupts him and says, “I was talking to the man on your lap, not you!”
  2. West Virginia has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “W” and “V”
  3. What did Summerville Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.  (15 Best Lakes in West Virginia)
  4. What is the tallest building in West Virginia?… West Virginia Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  5. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The West Virginia Turnpike!
  6. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Ohio River. (Ten Longest Rivers in West Virginia)
  7. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The New River!
  8. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Elk River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. If a plane crashed on the borders of West Virginia and Virginia where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  10. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: West Virginia. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in West Virginia! (Teacher Jokes)
  11. Did you hear the joke about Spruce Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & West Virginia Mountains)
  12. West Virginia, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  13. A couple in West Virginia had a baby… Now their population is 107! (Baby Jokes)
  14. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the West Virginia when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  15. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Greenbrier River! (Ten Longest Rivers in West Virginia)
  16. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” West Virginia Resident: “No, not yet.”
  17. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” West Virginia Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  18. Where do West Virginia elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  19. Where do West Virginia middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  20. Where do West Virginia high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  21. Why did the West Virginia teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  22. Why did the West Virginia teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why did the West Virginia teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  24. Why did the West Virginia teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)