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  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
  3. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (Top 4th of July Jokes)
  4. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
  5. How do people in Boston vote?… Early and often!
  6. What did the Massachusetts flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
  7. If the Boston Celtics were chasing the Boston Red Sox team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)
  8. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.” Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Top 4th of July Jokes)
  9. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (Top 4th of July Jokes)
  10. What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps. (Top Winter Jokes)
  11. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (Top 4th of July Jokes)
  12. Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
  13. What rock do Massachusetts geologists play with the most?… Plymouth Rock.
  14. Did you hear about the power outage in the Boston library?… Thirty people were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  15. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
  16. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
  17. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
  18. What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?…Yankee Doodler. (Top 4th of July Jokes)
  19. What’s the capital of Massachusetts?… M.
  20. What did the sea say to the South Shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  21. What do Larry Bird and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
  22. Did you hear about the map that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian.
  23. How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Top Teacher Jokes)
  24. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Neponset river!
  25. What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  26. Where do you find the Atlantic Ocean without water?… On a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
  27. What is the tallest building in the Massachusetts?… The Boston Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  28. Where do Boston fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Charles River.
  29. Why does the Tom Brady know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend.
  30. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Massachusetts Turnpike!
  31. What projection is used to map the distribution Phillips Candy House chocolate?… The Bonne-Bonne (bon bon) projection. (Top Geography Jokes)
  32. What’s in the middle of the (Atlantic) ocean?… Letter E! (Top Geography Jokes)
  33. What do Bobby Orr and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
  34. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Boston. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Boston! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  35. Why don’t you see penguins New England Aquarium in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)
  36. What is in the middle of Springfield?… The letter ‘G’! (Top Geography Jokes
  37. If a plane crashed on the border of Massachusetts and Connecticut, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
  38. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Merrimack River! (Top Geography Jokes)