U.S. State of the Week

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May 2023

  • May 1st – 7th: Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes / Graduation Jokes / Chicken Jokes)
  • May 8th – May 14th: Wyoming Jokes: What state asks the most questions?… “Why” oming! (1/5)
  • May 15th – May 21st: Maryland Jokes: What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land! (1/4)
  • May 22nd – May 28th: Indiana Jokes: Can you name the capital of Indiana?… “I” (1/6)
  • Virginia Jokes: Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?” Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.” (American Revolution Jokes) (NR)

June 2023

  • May 29th – June 4th: Vermont Jokes: Tourist: “Hey, buddy! Does this road go to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Nope. Stays right here.”Tourist: “No, I mean can I take this road to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Don’t think you can get it in your car.” Tourist: “Well, if I drive down this road, will I get to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Don’t know how good a driver you are.” Tourist: “You don’t know anything, do you?” Vermont Native: “I know I ain’t lost.” Tourist: “There’s not much between you and an idiot, is there?” Vermont Native: “Just this yard and that fence.” (1/7)
  • June 5th – June 11th: New York Jokes: Where do cows go on vacation?… Moo York. (Cow Jokes) (3/8)
  • June 12th – June 18th: Maine Jokes: What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes) 
  • June 19th – 25th: Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  • June 26th – July 2nd: Colorado Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder! (1/3)

July 2023

  1. Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes & Alabama Jokes for Kids) (2/6) (101 Alabama Jokes)
  2. Alaska Jokes: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes) (1/6) (101 Alaska Jokes)
  3. Arizona Jokes: What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes) (1/5) (101 Arizona Jokes)
  4. Arkansas Jokes: Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas. (Pirate Jokes) (2/5)
  5. California Jokes: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (1/6)
  6. Colorado Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder! (1/3)
  7. Connecticut Jokes: The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (Super Bowl Jokes)(2/4)
  8. Delaware Jokes: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…”Get in the boat, men!” (American Revolution Jokes) (1/6)
  9. Georgia Jokes: What is the most popular summer dessert for teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Jokes for the Last Day of School) (1/9)
  10. Hawaii Jokes: I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day.. I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Pizza Jokes) (1/4)
  11. Idaho Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Christmas Jokes) (2/9)
  12. Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE! (2/2)
  13. Indiana Jokes: Can you name the capital of Indiana?… “I” (1/6)
  14. Iowa Jokes: Who is the favorite TV character in Iowa?… Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce from MASH. (3/1)
  15. Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes / Graduation Jokes / Chicken Jokes) (3/1)
  16. Louisiana Jokes: How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Alabama Jokes & Mississippi Jokes) (1/5)
  17. New Hampshire Jokes: Did you know New Hampshire has TWO capitals?… “N” & “H” (1/5)
  18. New Mexico Jokes: New Mexico has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “M” (1/5)
  19. Massachusetts Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Thanksgiving Day Joke for Kids) (1/6)
  20. Maine Jokes: What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes) (1/6)
  21. Minnesota Jokes: Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda) (2/3)
  22. Mississippi Jokes: How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Louisiana Jokes & Mississippi Jokes) (1/6)
  23. Missouri Jokes: Why were Missouri and Maine admitted as states at the same time?… Because Missouri loves company. (1/7)
  24. North Carolina Jokes: (1/9) Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (World’s Best Basketball Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  27. Nebraska Jokes: What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Democratic Presidents?… A CORNservative. (Presidents Day Jokes & Corn Jokes) (2/5)
  28. New York Jokes: Where do cows go on vacation?… Moo York. (Cow Jokes) (3/8)
  29. Nebraska Jokes: What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Democratic Presidents?… A CORNservative. (Presidents Day Jokes & Corn Jokes) (2/5)
  30. Kansas Jokes: If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Dog Jokes) (2/7)
  31. Maryland Jokes: What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land! (1/4)
  32. Montana Jokes: Montana, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes) (3/3)
  33. Michigan Jokes: What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth! (3/5)
  34. Nevada Jokes: What did Lake Tahoe say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Nevada) (NR)
  35. Oklahoma Jokes: What is a tree’s favorite state?… “Oak” lahoma. (2/1)
  36. West Virginia Jokes: (2/2)
  37. South Carolina Jokes: Two weevils grew up in South Carolina One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (2/3)
  38. Ohio Jokes: What’s high in the middle and circular on both ends?… Ohio. (NR)
  39. Oregon Jokes: Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like?… It was very unOregonized. (1/3)
  40. Pennsylvania Jokes: Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (American Revolution Jokes & 4th of July Jokes) (1/9)
  41. Rhode Island Jokes: “Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it, because you’ll be through it in 40 minutes.” (1/4)
  42. Tennessee Jokes: What did Tennessee see?… the same thing Arkansas. (NR)
  43. Texas Jokes: Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.” (Hurricane Jokes & Astronomy Jokes) (NR)
  44. Utah Jokes: Utah Pun: This state is be-Utah-ful! (1/3)
  45. Vermont Jokes: Tourist: “Hey, buddy! Does this road go to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Nope. Stays right here.”Tourist: “No, I mean can I take this road to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Don’t think you can get it in your car.” Tourist: “Well, if I drive down this road, will I get to Montpelier?” Vermont Native: “Don’t know how good a driver you are.” Tourist: “You don’t know anything, do you?” Vermont Native: “I know I ain’t lost.” Tourist: “There’s not much between you and an idiot, is there?” Vermont Native: “Just this yard and that fence.” (1/7)
  46. Washington Jokes: (NR)
  47. Wisconsin Jokes: What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes) (1/7)
  48. South Dakota Jokes: If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (4th of July Jokes) (1/3)
  49. Virginia Jokes: Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?” Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.” (American Revolution Jokes) (NR)

September 2023

  • September 18th – September 24th: Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys. (1/6)
  • September 25th – October 1st: North Dakota: North Dakota has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D” (2/1)