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  1. Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Top 50 State Jokes)
  2. Can you name the capitals in “New Jersey”?… N and J
  3. What did Lake Hopatcong say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best New Jersey Lakes)
  4. What is the tallest building in New Jersey?… The New Jersey Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  5. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The State Turnpike!
  6. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Hudson River. (Ten Longest Rivers in New Jersey)
  7. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Raritan River!
  8. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Hackensack River!
  9. If a plane crashed on the borders of New Jersey and New York, Pennsylvania, and Delaware., where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!