Oklahoma Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Oklahoma jokes.
  2. 2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  3. What is a tree’s favorite state?… “Oak” lahoma. (Tree Jokes)
  4. My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK! (Texas Jokes)
  5. Can you name the capitol of Oklahoma?… “O” (Grammar Jokes)
  6. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Basketball Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  7. What is an optometrist’s favorite vacation spot?… OK “See”! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  8. What weather do people from Oklahoma prefer?… Thunder. (Rain Jokes)
  9. What did Broken Bow Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Oklahoma & Archery Jokes)
  10. What is the tallest building in?… Oklahoma Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  11. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Oklahoma Turnpike! (Car Jokes)
  12. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Arkansas River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Oklahoma)
  13. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Red River!
  14. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Canadian River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  15. If a plane crashed on the borders of Oklahoma and Kansas where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  16. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Kansas. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Kansas! (Teacher Jokes)
  17. Did you hear the joke about Kiamichi Mountains?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Kansas Mountains)
  18. Oklahoma, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  19. A couple in Oklahoma had a baby… Now their population is 17! (Baby Jokes)
  20. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Oklahoma plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  21. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Arkansas River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Oklahoma)
  22. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Oklahoma Resident: “No, not yet.”
  23. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Oklahoma Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  24. Where do Oklahoma elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  25. Where do Oklahoma middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  26. Where do Oklahoma high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  27. Why did the Oklahoma teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  28. Why did the Oklahoma teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  29. Why did the Oklahoma teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  30. Why did the Oklahoma teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  31. What did Oklahoma see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Oklahoma?
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Oklahoma knock-knock joke?
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Oklahoma knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)