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  1. July 1st: Canada Day Jokes: If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (World Geography Jokes)
  2. July 1st: National Postal Workers Day: National Postal Workers Day Jokes: What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Basketball Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  3. 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  4. July 4th 4th of July Jokes for Kids: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. 4th of July. The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order. (4th of July Jokes)
  6. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead. (4th of July Jokes)
  7. What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE! (4th of July Jokes)
  8. Top 10 July JokesKnock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
  9. May the Fourth be With You Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (Star Wars Jokes)
  10. Top 10 Fireworks Jokes: I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  11. July 11th National 7/11 Day: When is the best day to get a slurpee?… July 11th. It is 7/11!
  12. July 12th Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
  13. July 13th Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  14. July 14th: Top 10 Bastille Day JokesWhy were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
  15. July 13th: Buck Moon Jokes: Full Buck Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes
  16. Top 10 Watermelon JokesWhen do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  17. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  18. July 20th: National Hot Dog Day Hot Dog Jokes for Kids: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  19. July 21st: National Ice Cream Day Jokes: 2022 National Ice Cream Day Jokes: 22 Funny Ice Cream Jokes: What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  20. July 21st: National Junk Food Day: National Junk Food Day Jokes: Candy JokesWhat kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  21. Heat Wave Jokes: What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
  22. July 24th – July 31st Shark Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes Lawyer Jokes)
  23. America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the harbor! (4th of July Jokes)
  24. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  25. July 31st: Top 10 Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)