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Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day / May Guest Blogs
- May 1st: May Day Jokes: 2023 May Day Jokes: 23 May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes & May Day Jokes)
- What did the spring say when it was in trouble?… May Day!! (May Day Jokes & Spring Jokes)
- Teacher Appreciation Day Jokes: How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level.(Geography Jokes for Teachers)
- May 4th: May the Fourth Be With You Jokes: What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
- May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes: 2023 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: 23 Funny Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
- May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- May 7th International Astronomy Day: How do you memorialize the death of a planet?… You write an orbituary. (Memorial Day Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- May 6th – 10th Nurses Week: Top 10 Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Nurse Jokes)
- May 8th Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
- Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5.
- May 13th: Apple Pie Day Top 10 Apple Pie Jokes: Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to hurry up his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Music Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- Friday the 13th Jokes: When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills! (Cemetery Jokes)
- Which crime fighter likes May the most?… Robin. (Batman Jokes)
- May 15th: Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
- Bike to Work Week: How does a Snowman get to school?… By icicle. (Snowman Jokes & Bike Jokes)
- Bike to Work Week: What does a turtle need to ride a bike?… A shellmet. (Turtle Jokes)
- Bike to Work Week: Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Colorado Jokes)
- Bike to Work Week: What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- May 20th World Bee Day: What is the smartest insect?… A spelling bee. (Bee Jokes)
- What May flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips) (Flower Jokes)
- Who’s the most important person in a spring wedding?… The MAYtron of honor. (Wedding Jokes)
- May 23rd World Turtle Day: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)