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Cinco de Mayo is celebrated annually on May 5 and commemorates the Mexican Army’s victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862.

More “Cinco De Mayo Jokes”

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
  2. Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
  3. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes & (365 Music Jokes))
  4. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
  5. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
  6. I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
  7. The only downside to Cinco de Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
  8. 2020 was the first Cinco de Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  9. Did you see the forecast Cinco De Mayo week?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Weather Jokes)
  10. We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
  11. What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth jokes)
  12. Happy Cinco De Mayo: A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres. (Magic Jokes)
  13. Cinco de Mayo was cancelled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo! (Covid Jokes)
  14. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?… Room tempera-churros.
  15. It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5. (May Jokes)
  16. As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.
  17. Super Bowl XLVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  18. Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Taco Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  19. Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
  20. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  21. Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. (365 Music Jokes)
  22. What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Arriba McEntire. (Music Jokes)