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More Elephant Jokes…

  1. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  2. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  3. What do you call a baby elephant that hates taking baths?… A smellyphant! (Baby Jokes)
  4. Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. (Giraffe Jokes)
  5. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Egg Jokes)
  6. Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants. (World Geography Jokes)
  7. What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
  8. If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?… Trunk or no trunk, it would smell pretty bad.
  9. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  10. How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes)
  11. What did the elephant say to his teacher on the 1st Day of School?… That was a ton of homework! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  12. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?… TUSKan Raiders. (Star Wars Jokes)
  13. Why didn’t the African elephant like playing UNO?… There are too many cheetahs. 
  14. How do you raise a baby elephant?… With a forklift! (Baby Jokes)
  15. What game do you not want to play with an elephant?… Squash. (Squash Jokes)
  16. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?… Irrelephant.
  17. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?… Because their trunks kept falling down! (Swimming Jokes)
  18. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. (Fall Jokes)
  19. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  20. What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use?… Ella font.
  21. What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?… “Tusk tusk!”
  22. Why did the elephant leave the circus?… He was tired of working for peanuts!
  23. What do you call an elephant with an extra long nose?… Smellephant.
  24. What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?… A smellyphant!
  25. What do elephants and trees have in common?… They both have big trunks!
  26. Why are elephants bad dancers?… Because they have two left feet!
  27. What animal is always up for an adventure?… Elephants! They have a trunk with them wherever they go. 
  28. What do you call two elephants talking?… A heavy discussion.(Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  29. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Computer Jokes)
  30. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?… They only had a pair of trunks. (Swimming Jokes)
  31. What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?… It’s time to buy a new skateboard. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  32. Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school?… It’s trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat. (Jokes for Teachers)
  33. How do you lift an elephant with one hand?… Don’t worry about it, you will probably never meet an elephant with one hand.
  34. How do you prevent an elephant from charging?… Take away it’s credit card.
  35. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?… Swimming trunks.
  36. What was the elephant doing on the freeway?… About 5 M.P. H. (Car Jokes)
  37. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?… He called a tow truck!
  38. What album could an elephant listen to all day long?… Tusk by Fleetwood Mac. (Music Jokes)
  39. What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree?… The trunk! (Tree Jokes)
  40. Why do elephants need trunks?… Because they don’t have handbags. 
  41. What’s big and gray and has horns?… An elephant marching band! 
  42. What’s as large as an elephant but weighs nothing at all?… An elephant’s shadow. 
  43. What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot?… An elaughant.
  44. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?… Look! A herd of elephants! (Tarzan Jokes for Kids)
  45. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?… Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. (Tarzan Jokes for Kids)
  46. What do you call an elephant that hates taking baths?… A smellyphant!
  47. What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?… Cinderellephant! (Cinderella Jokes)
  48. Why did the elephant get pulled over?… He sped through the stomp sign. 
  49. What does an elephant mom say to her children every morning?… “I love each and ivory one of you!” 
  50. Why did the baby elephants get kicked out of the pool?… Their trunks kept falling down.