Kayak Jokes

When you throw up in a canoe… is it a kayak? (Doctor Jokes & Kayak Jokes)
An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too… (Kayak Jokes & Cake Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a kayaker and the Invisible Man?… Kayaking like no one has ever seen.
Why was Cinderella such a bad kayaker?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
Why is a kayak race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
My buddy founded a kayak business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea, but I missed the boat.