2024 Election Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST election jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
2. The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the age of the original candidates (Joe Biden 81 & Donald Trump 78)
3. What is Tim Walz position on Border walls?
4. A comedian at a Donald Trump rally called Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage.” Only one company appreciated it… Waste Management.
5. The Presidential Debate?… Debate yourself.
6. Michelle Obama and the Democrats want to turn Kalamazoo, Michigan into Kamala-Zoo Michigan. (Michigan Jokes)
7. Who was most excited about Donald Trump calling America the trash can of the world?… Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street. (Sesame Street Jokes)
8. Do you think Joe Biden waited until it was closer to the Olympics to pass the torch? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
9. 2024 Bumper Sticker: Roe Roe Row your vote!
10. What was the President doing in the weeks after his awful performance at the Presidential Debate against Donald Trump on June 27th, 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race (July 21st, 2024).
11. What Pink Floyd song captures the 2024 political climate?… Us and Them. (365 Music Jokes)
12. What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with the 2024 election?… A Cagey Bee. (Bee Jokes & Election Jokes)
13. CNN and FOXnews are predicting Trump winning Iowa… it is a very “corn” servative state. (Iowa Jokes)
14. Tim Walz… “The Dad in Plaid”
15. “I’ll be so happy when she [Kamala Harris] actually enters the White House because, at last, she’ll break my record as the president who has spent the most time at McDonald’s.” Bill Clinton
16. “The only personal vanity I want to assert is that I’m still younger than Donald Trump.” Bill Clinton
17. Stevie Wonder at the DNC… He took the crowd to a higher ground.
18. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?… Hair Force One! (Barber Jokes)
19. Lil John was a BIG hit at the DNC.
20. What college football stadium resembles the current state of politics in America… The Swamp. Also know as Ben Hill Griffin stadium. Home of the University of Florida Gators
21. What is the most popular college during 2024 election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
22. Did you hear Oprah’s speech at the DNC… She really wanted to make you them Chi ca “GO!” and vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
23. 2020 Election: Why can’t Donald Trump enter the White House?… It is now “For Biden!”
24. Did you see… Spike Lee at the 2024 DNC?
25. Latest Fox News election poll shows Trump way ahead … … in all 87 states. (Top 50 State Jokes)
26. The Republicans held their presidential convention in Wisconsin because they thought it would help them Wiscon WIN. (Wisconsin Jokes)
27. 2024 Election Goal of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris… Turn Wisconsin into WisconWIN. (Wisconsin Jokes)
28. CNN and FOXnews are predicting Trump winning Iowa… it is a very “corn” servative state. (Iowa Jokes)
29. Trump Campaign Slogan: Everybody needs to comb down.
30. What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
31. Did you hear Barack and Michelle Obama’s speech at the DNC… They really want to make you them Chica “GO!” and work on the campaign for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
32. Why did the Democratic Party hold the 2024 convention in Chicago?… Harris and Walz wanted to make a bunch of Ill – i – NOISE!
33. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you Joe Biden dropped out of the election. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
34. 2016 Election: What’s the only thing that can stop Donald Trump in the primary?… A Cruz missile.
35. How do you know the economy is only getting worse?… On the latest episode of “Celebrity Apprentice,” Donald Trump fired himself!
36. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad Donald Trump is running for president again.. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
37. Donald Trump wants to control the country even though he can’t control his hair.
38. Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?… Because E.T. eventually went home!
39. Do you know the most popular band at the 2024 DNC?… Chicago.
40. What Illinois city do the democrats want to have a toast in on Election Night?… Champaign.
41. J.D. Vance… Can he advance the Republican Presidential ticket?
42. Kamala Harris and Tim Walz really hope the Democratic National Convention will help them Chica “GO!”
43. 2024 Election Goal of Republicans and Democrats… Turn Wisconsin into WisconWIN. (Wisconsin Jokes)
44. If Steve Jobs was still alive and a presidential candidate, he would have won the 2016 Election… But let’s not compare Apples to Oranges. (Apple Jokes)
45. What was the President doing during his Covid quarantine in July 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race.
46. The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the potential age during the final year of the presidency if the original candidates won. (Joe Biden 85 & Donald Trump 82)
47. What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
48. What is the most popular college during 2024 election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
49. John Legend and Sheila E…. “Let’s Chi ca Go Crazy.”
50. When playing spades with The Donald, why did the dealer lose?… He handed Donald Trump! (Top Summer Camp Jokes)
51. Donald Trump Jokes: How is Donald Trump going to create more jobs?… By paying them to cheer for him at his campaign events!
52. What Illinois city do Harris and Walz want to have a toast in on Election Night?… Champaign.
53. What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Paris Olympics?… So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
54. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad we made all these election jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
55. Why did the Harris and Walz hold the 2024 convention in Chicago?… They wanted to make a bunch of Ill – i – NOISE!
56. Did you hear Barack and Michelle Obama’s speech at the DNC… They really wanted to make you them Chica “GO!” and vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
57. What makes Jason Voorhees different from Donald Trump?… Both are frightening individuals, but Jason understands how to hide behind a mask. (Election Jokes & Covid Jokes)