2024 Election Jokes

by | Jan 18, 2024 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!

Google Search “2024 Election Jokes”

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST election jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the age of the original candidates (Joe Biden 81 & Donald Trump 78)
  3. J.D. Vance… Can he advance the Republican Presidential ticket?
  4. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?… Hair Force One! (Barber Jokes)
  5. Do you think Joe Biden waited until it was closer to the Olympics to pass the torch? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  6. What was the President doing in the weeks after his awful performance at the Presidential Debate against Donald Trump on June 27th, 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race (July 21st, 2024).
  7. CNN and FOXnews are predicting Trump winning Iowa… it is a very “corn” servative state. (Iowa Jokes)
  8. 2024 Election Goal of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris… Turn Wisconsin into WisconWIN. (Wisconsin Jokes)
  9. What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
  10. What is the most popular college during 2024 election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
  11. What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with the 2024 election?… A Cagey Bee. (Bee Jokes & Election Jokes)
  12. 2024 Election Goal of Republicans and Democrats… Turn Wisconsin into WisconWIN. (Wisconsin Jokes)
  13. Latest Fox News election poll shows Trump way ahead … … in all 87 states. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  14. What was the President doing during his Covid quarantine in July 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race.
  15. The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the age during the final year of the presidency if the original candidates won. (Joe Biden 85 & Donald Trump 82)
  16. 2020 Election: Why can’t Donald Trump enter the White House?… It is now “For Biden!”
  17. Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?… Because E.T. eventually went home!
  18. What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
  19. What is the most popular college during 2024 election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
  20. Everybody needs to comb down.
  21. When playing spades with The Donald, why did the dealer lose?… He handed Donald Trump! (Top Summer Camp Jokes)
  22. Donald Trump wants to control the country even though he can’t control his hair.
  23. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you Joe Biden dropped out of the election. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  24. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad Donald Trump is running for president again.. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  25. Donald Trump Jokes: How is Donald Trump going to create more jobs?… By paying them to cheer for him at his campaign events!
  26. 2016 Election: What’s the only thing that can stop Donald Trump in the primary?… A Cruz missile.
  27. How do you know the economy is only getting worse?… On the latest episode of “Celebrity Apprentice,” Donald Trump fired himself!
  28. If Steve Jobs was still alive and a presidential candidate, he would have won the 2016 Election… But let’s not compare Apples to Oranges. (Apple Jokes)
  29. What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Paris Olympics?… So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  30. What makes Jason Voorhees different from Donald Trump?… Both are frightening individuals, but Jason understands how to hide behind a mask. (Election Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  31. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad we made all these election jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)