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Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST election jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
“George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
“Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.” Bill Clinton (Cemetery Jokes)
2024 Bumper Sticker: Roe Roe Roe your vote!
How many presidential aides does it take to change a light bulb?… None. They’re supposed to keep the President in the dark.
What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
“I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.” Ronald Reagan
What is the official footwear of the upcoming presidential election?… The flip flop.
Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Presidents Jokes)
It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns… Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
2024 Election Jokes: Do you think Joe Biden waited until it was closer to the Olympics to pass the torch? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: What will happen if Republicans finish the border wall?… Democrats won’t get over it.
In a shocking turn of events, a politician actually kept their campaign promise!… This is being studied closely by political scientists.
“The problem with political jokes is… they get elected.”
If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot! (Golf Jokes)
Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
CNN and FOXnews are predicting Trump winning Iowa… it is a very “corn” servative state. (Iowa Jokes)
What’s the difference between a presidential election and a NASCAR race?… In NASCAR they wear their sponsors on their shirts. (NASCAR Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: Latest Fox News election poll shows Trump way ahead … … in all 87 states. (Top 50 State Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: Michelle Obama and the Democrats want to turn Kalamazoo, Michigan into Kamala-Zoo Michigan. (Michigan Jokes)
I like my sunglasses like I like my politicians… Polarized and able to be bought surprisingly cheap.
2020 Election: Why can’t Donald Trump enter the White House?… It is now “For Biden!”
November 1st 2020: Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, “I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.”
What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girlfriend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day. (Constitution Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the age of the original candidates (Joe Biden 81 & Donald Trump 78)
What Pink Floyd song captures the current political climate?… Us and Them. (365 Music Jokes)
Top 3 things Florida is famous for 1. old people. 2. “stand your ground” laws. 3. recounts! (Florida Jokes)
What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?… Hair Force One! (Barber Jokes)
A new study shows that watching political debates actually lowers your IQ… The study was funded by Congress.
What was the President doing in the weeks after his awful performance at the Presidential Debate against Donald Trump on June 27th, 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race (July 21st, 2024).
2024 Election Jokes: Who was most excited about Donald Trump calling America the trash can of the world?… Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street. (Sesame Street Jokes)
How is a politician like an atom?… Because they make up everything.
What do you call a bee that works for the government?… A pollentician.
Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?… Because they didn’t want to elect Ron. (Election Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
“Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.” Author Unknown
How can the White House every four years be like jump balls in basketball?… Alternating possessions.
Basketball coaches have really focused on “Stop the Steal” since it was introduced in 2016… They really value limiting turnovers and ball security. (Election Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you Joe Biden dropped out of the election. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
Why did the politician cross the road?… To get to the other side… of the issue.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?… Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” Abraham Lincoln (Civil War Jokes)
Why is it so hard to find coffee in Washington, DC?… The politicians always kept grounds for impeachment.
Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand …on the other.” Harry Truman
“I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.” Adlai Stevenson
“There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough US congressmen.” Author Unknown
2024 Election Jokes: 2024 Election Goal of Republicans and Democrats… Turn Wisconsin into WisconWIN. (Wisconsin Jokes)
Breaking news: A politician has been caught telling the truth!… Experts are stunned.
It was so cold today… a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets! (Winter Jokes)
To err is human. To blame someone else…that’s politics!
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.” (Baby Jokes)
What do you call a bill that’s been passed with bipartisan support in 2024?… A miracle.
Where does a politician go to hear the will of the People?… An echo chamber!
A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony. (Pasta Jokes)
Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes / Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
“Don’t buy a single vote more than necessary. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for a landslide.” Joseph P. Kennedy
Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks, “When am I going to die?” The fortune teller replies, “You will die on a major Mexican holiday.” Trump asks: “Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?” The fortune teller replies, “ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!”
2024 Election Jokes: What will happen if Republicans finish the border wall?… Democrats will get over it.
Ice Cream Flavors honoring Richard Nixon… ‘ImPeachments & Cream’ and ‘Watermelon-Gate.’ (Election Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
What do you call a politician who tells the truth?… Retired.
What do you call a lobbyist who tells the truth?… Unemployed.
There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Mole Day Jokes)
Who are voting for this election?… I’m voting for tricity so vote for tricity… Electricity!
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything… except office.
How did George Washington speak during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms.
We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything. (Hurricane Jokes)
I can’t believe they’re considering an all mail election… …females worked so hard to get voting rights! (Mailman Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: What is Tim Walz position on Border walls?
Putin won the election with 76.6% of the vote. Funnily enough the exact same percent I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn’t want to look suspicious. (Teacher Jokes)
A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
2024 Election Jokes: Do you know the most popular band at the 2024 DNC?… Chicago.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.
Why did Bernie Sanders challenge his 49 vs 50% 2020 Democratic primary loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%? (Iowa Jokes)
Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money!” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a U.S. Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the robber, “give me MY money!”
2024 Election Jokes: Trump Campaign Slogan: Everybody needs to comb down.
Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for President… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage. (Presidents Jokes)
How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Earth Day Jokes)
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
What’s the difference between skateboard tricks and my political views?… None – people call them “sick” and “radical.” (Skateboarding Jokes)
An octopus politician offered to pay my debts if I voted for him…. I guess it’s squid pro quo. (Octopus Jokes)
What political party are most corn farmers and growers?… They are “corn” servative republic-corns. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
Why don’t politicians ever discuss anything in a cornfield?… Too many ears!
Maine Political Campaign Slogan: “Let’s Keep the Maine Thing… The Main Thing.” (Maine Jokes)
How many congressmen does it take to fix a flat tire?… None. They’re all afraid of inflation.
Ever wonder why there is no Congressional basketball game?… Because Congress cannot pass anything. (Basketball Jokes for the Election)
Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving? (Pie Jokes / Thanksgiving Jokes / Election Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
The Presidential Debate?… Debate yourself.
Congress is finally working together!… They’ve agreed to disagree on everything and adjourn early for vacation.
Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the NRA?… Yosemite Sam. (Looney Tunes Jokes)
Punxsutawney Phil makes conservatives out of us all. Every time it snows after February 2, I rethink my position on gun control: “I’m gonna kill that damn groundhog!” (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
Did you hear the one about the Senator who won his election despite not having thumbs?… He ran unopposed.
Why did Ron lose the election?… People thought his elect-Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
2024 Bumper Sticker: Roe Roe Row your vote!
What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with the 2024 election?… A Cagey Bee. (Bee Jokes & Election Jokes)
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” Winston Churchill
What would you call it if Sponge Bob ran for governor?… A goobernatorial election.
What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving?… On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.
2024 Election Jokes: The Republicans held their presidential convention in Wisconsin because they thought it would help them Wiscon WIN. (Wisconsin Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: 2024 Election Goal of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris… Turn Wisconsin into WisconWIN. (Wisconsin Jokes)
Where do polar bears vote?… The North Poll! (World Geography Jokes / Bear Jokes / Christmas Jokes)
A lady who was known as Churchill’s main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, “Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?” Churchill sleepily replied, “No, ma’am. I do so purely by choice.” (Napping Jokes)
I’ve decided that I will not vote in the next election for the following reasons, please hear me out… I’m 14.
A push poller calls a voter that really, really HATES the candidate. The voter goes into a five minute rant ending with: “And if your guy gets elected I don’t know whether I will kill myself, or leave the country!” The poller says: “OK, I will put you down as ‘undecided.'”
A Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar. They sit down, order drinks, and have a great time. The bartender says, “Is this a joke?”
“Daddy,” a little girl asked her father, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’? ” “No, sweetheart,” he answered. “Some begin with ‘If I am elected.'”
Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink. (Beer Jokes & Car Jokes)
Why didn’t Melania Trump want to be the first lady?… Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
If Steve Jobs was still alive and a presidential candidate, he would have won the 2016 Election… But let’s not compare Apples to Oranges. (Apple Jokes)
What is the difference between a politician and a snail?… One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, “Were they all dead?” The old farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians lie.”
What’s the difference between a Congressman and a pizza?… A pizza can feed a family of four.
2024 Election Jokes: A comedian at a Donald Trump rally called Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage.” Only one company appreciated it… Waste Management.
Did you hear Barack and Michelle Obama’s speech at the DNC… They really want to make you them Chica “GO!” and work on the campaign for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
Why did the Democratic Party hold the 2024 convention in Chicago?… Harris and Walz wanted to make a bunch of Ill – i – NOISE!
What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?… Abraham Stinkin
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Napping Jokes)
Why’d the politician become a master gardener?… To work at the grassroots level.
Politician: I really feel like having some pancakes… maybe I don’t…I just can’t stop waffling. (Pancake Jokes)
How do people in Boston vote?… Early and often!
2016 Election: What’s the only thing that can stop Donald Trump in the primary?… A Cruz missile.
Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Civil War Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
Florida: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Florida Jokes)
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Mole Day Jokes)
A Democrat told her Republican friend that she’s leaving the country if Harris wins the election. “Wait–aren’t you a Democrat?” asked the Republican.“Yeah. I just need a vacation,” said the Democrat.
What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures!
2024 Election Jokes: What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Paris Olympics?… So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
How do you know the economy is only getting worse?… On the latest episode of “Celebrity Apprentice,” Donald Trump fired himself!
Trump: “Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee.”
If Steve Jobs was still alive and a presidential candidate, he would have won the 2016 Election… But let’s not compare Apples to Oranges. (Apple Jokes)
Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad Donald Trump is running for president again.. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
Donald Trump wants to control the country… even though he can’t control his hair.
Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?… Because E.T. eventually went home!
What Illinois city do the Democrats want to have a toast in on Election Night?… Champaign.
2024 Election Jokes: J.D. Vance… Can he advance the Republican Presidential ticket?
2024 Election Jokes: Kamala Harris and Tim Walz really hope the Democratic National Convention will help them Chica “GO!”
How did we know communism was doomed from the beginning?… All the red flags.
I’m nineteen and won’t vote in this upcoming election. Here’s why:… I’m Swedish.
Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson! (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
“A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.” Bill Vaughan.
“Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” George Carlin
“In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.” George Carlin
I say this next election we learn from our mistakes in the past and try to move forward to a brighter tomorrow. This election vote… Hindsight 2020.
2024 Election Jokes: What was the President doing during his Covid quarantine in July 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race.
2024 Election Jokes: The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the potential age during the final year of the presidency if the original candidates won. (Joe Biden 85 & Donald Trump 82)
What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
When playing spades with The Donald, why did the dealer lose?… He handed Donald Trump! (Top Summer Camp Jokes)
“Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.” Gore Vidal
Donald Trump Jokes: How is Donald Trump going to create more jobs?… By paying them to cheer for him at his campaign events!
What Illinois city do Harris and Walz want to have a toast in on Election Night?… Champaign.
Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad we made all these election jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
Why did the Harris and Walz hold the 2024 convention in Chicago?… They wanted to make a bunch of Ill – i – NOISE!
Why are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida sitting on the dock?… An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats. (Fishing Jokes & Florida Jokes)
If I had to pick a presidential running mate… I would really think about completing a marathon.
What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate at Thanksgiving?… Choosing sides. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
I don’t get people who try to predict the next US presidential election… I mean, do they think they have 2020 vision?
“If you put your politicians up for sale, as the US does … then someone will buy them — and it won’t be you; you can’t afford them.” Juan Cole
What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?…. Babe Lincoln (Baseball Jokes)
What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?… Hair Force One! (Barber Jokes)
Why did they call Lincoln “Honest Abe”?… Because that’s what it said on all his campaign buttons.
2024 Election Jokes: Did you hear Barack and Michelle Obama’s speech at the DNC… They really want to make you them Chica “GO!” and vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
What is the most popular college during 2024 election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
2024 Election Jokes: Lil John was a big hit at the DNC in 2024.
2024 Election Jokes: Did you see… Spike Lee at the 2024 DNC?
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant. In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant. In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant. And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant. (World Geography Jokes)
Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage. (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
If I had to pick a presidential running mate… I would make sure he did all the running.
Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Student: “No. I thought he lived in Washington!” (Civil War Jokes)
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?… Your Honor. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?… Senator. (Lawyer Jokes)
Why can’t sunglasses have political opinions?… Because they’re so polarizing. (Sunglasses Jokes)
What do you call a communist on a skateboard?… A radical leftist. (Skateboarding Jokes)
What makes Jason Voorhees different from Donald Trump?… Both are frightening individuals, but Jason understands how to hide behind a mask. (Election Jokes & Covid Jokes
Why can’t Donald Trump enter the White House?… It is now “For Biden!”
What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with an election?… A Cagey Bee. (Bee Jokes & Election Jokes)
Why couldn’t Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign?… She was let down by a weak Constitution. (Constitution Jokes)
The 2020 election results are in! Oh sorry, this is just for us Russians. (World Geography Jokes)
Super Bowl XLV:“I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (Florida Jokes & Election Jokes)
Why is England the wettest country?… Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. (Rain Jokes)
Why did the Three Stooges win the election?… They had Moementum!
What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?… Senator.
What’s the only thing that can stop Donald Trump in the primary?… A Cruz missile.
When playing spades with The Donald, why did the dealer lose?… He handed Donald Trump! (Top Summer Camp Jokes)
Was General Washington a handsome man?… Yes, he was George-eous!!
What is full moon Donald Trump is most critical of ?… The Hunter Moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
“A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.” Bill Vaughan
Why’d the politician go to culinary school?… To could learn how to cook the books.
“If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.” Mark Twain
“The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.” Joseph Stalin
“The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.” Karl Marx
“We stand today at a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other leads to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice.” Woody Allen
Why did they call Lincoln “Honest Abe”?… Because that’s what it said on all his campaign buttons.
What makes Jason Voorhees different from Donald Trump?… Both are frightening individuals, but Jason understands how to hide behind a mask. (Election Jokes & Covid Jokes)
Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party?… Chairman Meow. (Cat Jokes)
Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?… Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Fast Food Jokes)
Why was Abraham Lincoln born in a log cabin?… Because it was too cold to be born outside!
Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?… He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill
Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?… To keep his head warm!
How do you know the economy is only getting worse?… On the latest episode of “Celebrity Apprentice,” Donald Trump fired himself!
I don’t always insult entire nations, but when I do it’s with Trumped-up charges.
What is the Beach Boys song “Kokomo” about?… All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts.
Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?… Because E.T. eventually went home!
What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common? …They both whine a lot!
Everybody needs to comb down.
Donald Trump wants to control the country even though he can’t control his hair.
Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?…They’re both on the (s)cent!
“If you put your politicians up for sale … then someone will buy them — and it won’t be you; you can’t afford them.” Juan Cole
“By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he’s been bought ten times over.” Gore Vidal
“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.” J. O’Rourke
“In a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy.” Matt Taibbi
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
“If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.” Orson Scott Card
“A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.” James Freeman Clarke
What was the grilled cheese sandwiches’ strategy when it ran for president?… Make America grate again. (Election Jokes)
Donald Trump Jokes: How is Donald Trump going to create more jobs?… By paying them to cheer for him at his campaign events!
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?… “Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door.”
What is the most popular college during 2024 election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican?… The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Latest Fox News election poll shows Trump way ahead … … in all 87 states. (Top 50 State Jokes)

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