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More Rugby Jokes…

  1. A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.” (Doctor Jokes For Kids)
  2. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  3. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  4. What would you get if you crossed a rugby player and the Invisible Man?… Rugby like no one has ever seen.
  5. Why was the car not allowed to play rugby?… It only had one boot. (Car Jokes)
  6. Did you hear about the rugby who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  7. Why didn’t the bicycle play rugby?… It was two tired. (Bike Jokes for Kids)
  8. Why did the rugby player go to see the vet?… His calves were hurting. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why was the skeleton always left out in a rugby match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Skeleton Jokes)
  10. What did the mummy rugby coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  11. When is a rugby player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
    Where do rugby go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  12. Why was Cinderella such a bad rugby player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why is a rugby the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  14. Rugby player in Chinese restaurant: “Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy.” Waiter: “That’s because they’re the chopsticks, sir.”
  15. Rugby player: “Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror – I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” Doctor: “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.”