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(Cantaloupe Jokes)

  1. A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!” (Wedding Jokes & Cantaloupe Jokes)
  2. What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a cantaloupe all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
  3. What did one cantaloupe say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… You’re one in a melon! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?…  Because they cantaloupe. (Cantaloupe Jokes & Wedding Jokes)