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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best wedding jokes.
- Why did the principal marry the custodian?… Because he swept her off her feet! (Principal Jokes)
- Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful. (Wedding Jokes)
- My friend got tickets to the NBA Draft on May 16th 2023 not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (NBA Draft Jokes)
- What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?… The Honeymoon period. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- How do you propose to the queen bee?… With a Ru-Bee ring. (Bee Jokes)
- I’ve been reading ‘Lord Of The Rings’ and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life… Must be the same ring I put on when I got married. (Wedding Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- Lord of Rings Life Lesson: Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- Hawaii Puns: I can’t wait to Maui you. (Hawaii Jokes)
- My wife and I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Derby! (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
- Who protects the Queen Bee?… Her Hub-bee. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Bee Jokes)
- Hawaii Puns: Diamond Head is a girl’s best friend. (Hawaii Jokes)
- Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What did one bee say to the other?… I love bee-ing with you, honey! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- A watermelon proposes to a honeydew melon and says “honey, I love you and I just can’t wait to get married. Let’s just run off to the farmers market and get it done.” And the melon says, “baby I love you too, but I just cantaloupe.” (Watermelon Jokes)
- 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to Prom, today I ask her to marry me… Both times she said no. (Wedding Jokes& Marriage Jokes)
- Why did the watermelon get left at the altar?… Because his fiancee cantaloupe.
- Who did Saruman marry?… Saruwoman! (Wedding Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- Who did Saruman get married to?… Sarugirl. (Wedding Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about weddings?
- What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when it proposed?… Sorry, I cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)
- Why did the Best Man go to Mount Doom?… Because he was the Ring-bearer! (Marriage Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What did Galadriel say when Frodo offered her the Ring?… I do! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- What was Frodo at Aragorn and Arwen’s wedding?… The Ring-bearer! (Marriage Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good wedding knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good wedding knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on. (Marriage Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!” (Watermelon Jokes & Cantaloupe Jokes)
- You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married?… Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt.
- Who’s the most important person in a spring wedding?… The MAYtron of honor. (May Jokes)
- Who’s the most important person in a spring wedding?… The MAYd of honor. (May Jokes)
- You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married?… Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt. (Golf Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Cheeseburger Jokes)
- If BurgerKing & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?
- “Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.” Dad (Funny Dad Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- Hawaii Puns: I can’t wait to Maui you. (Hawaii Jokes)
- What do you say to ice creams when they get engaged?… Cone-gratulations! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- I broke up with my fiance on the 4th of July… It was a Declaration of Independence.
- Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?… They’re getting married in the spring! (Spring Jokes)
- Why should you never marry a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tennis Jokes)
- My fiance’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Wedding Jokes)
- Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tennis Jokes)
- My wife said to me, “I can think of 14 others reasons to leave you, besides your obsession with tennis!”… I replied, “That’s 15 love!” (Tennis Jokes)
- Why is a lobster a bad spouse?… Too shellfish. (Lobster Jokes)
- What did the husband lobster say to his wife when they were arguing?… “I don’t think I sea it quite that way.” (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
- Why didn’t the dendrochronologist get married?… He only ever dated trees. (Tree Jokes & Environment Jokes)
- Why would you want to marry a lacrosse goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper! (Lacrosse Jokes)
- Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks) (Mushroom Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Bee Jokes)
- What happened when the two angels got married?… They lived harpily ever after. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Music Jokes)