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  1. What rock group has 4 members that can’t sing?… Mount Rushmore! (Music Jokes)
  2. If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (4th of July Jokes)
  3. I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents’ faces were carved into it… It’s natural beauty was unpresidented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  4. If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed?… Four counts of defacing a national monument. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  5. Why do construction crews on Mt. Rushmore have such a hard time figuring out who the boss is?… Because it’s covered with foremen. (Labor Day Jokes)
  6. South Dakota has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “S” and “D”
  7. Where is the worst vacation spot in America?… the “BAD” lands. (Travel Blogs)
  8. What important historical fact can one learn from Mount Rushmore?… The best American Presidents were stoned. (Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  9. What did Lake Sheridan say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in South Dakota)
  10. What is the tallest building in?… South Dakota State Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  11. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The South Dakota State Turnpike!
  12. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Missouri River. (Ten Longest Rivers in South Dakota)
  13. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The James River!
  14. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The White River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  15. If a plane crashed on the borders of South Dakota and North Dakota where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  16. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: South Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  17. Did you hear the joke about Black Elk Peak?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & 5 Best South Dakota Mountains)
  18. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  19. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  20. Where do South Dakota elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  21. Where do South Dakota middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  22. Where do South Dakota high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  23. Why is “The Wave” banned in Coughlin-Alumni Stadium?… Two Jackrabbits fans drowned last year.
  24. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  26. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  27. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  28. Why did the South Dakota regents decide to cover DakotaDome in cardboard?… Because the Coyotes always look better on paper.
  29. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Wyoming Resident: “No, not yet.”
  30. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Wyoming Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  31. A cowboy, who just moved from South Dakota to Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.”Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.” “Hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
  32. Where do South Dakota elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  33. Where do South Dakota middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  34. Where do South Dakota high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  35. Why do South Dakota students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  36. Why do folks from South Dakota go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… 17 and under are not admitted. (Movie Jokes)
  37. What’s the one thing that keeps South Dakota students from graduating?… Going to Class. (College Jokes)
  38. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of South Dakota library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. (College Jokes)
  39. Why did the South Dakotas football team cross the road?…: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. (Football Jokes)
  40. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Idaho-Wyoming border. (Football Jokes)
  41. What does the average University of South Dakota student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  42. How many University of South Dakota freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course. (Football Jokes)
  43. Why do South Dakota students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  44. How did the South Dakota grad die from drinking milk?… The cow fell on him! 
  45. What does a University of South Dakota fan do when his team has won the Final Four?… He turns off the PlayStation. 
  46. What’s the difference between a South Dakotag football player and a dollar?… You can get four quarters out of a dollar. (Football Jokes)
  47. Did you hear that South Dakota’s football team doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Football Jokes)
  48. Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved… It’s completely unprecedented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)