101 Dentist Jokes

by | Aug 18, 2022 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dentist jokes.
  2. What do you get when you cross a tree with an artificial waterway?… A root canal. (Tree Jokes)
  3. What does the dentist of the year get?… A little plaque!
  4. A group of nagging dentists discovered a new chemical element… It’s called Flossphorus. (Chemistry Jokes)
  5. What do you call a boat filled with dentists?… A tooth ferry. (Sailing Jokes)
  6. I’ve been to the dentist so many times… I know the drill.
  7. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids / Bear Jokes / Candy Jokes)
  8. My dentist asked me to open up… but I don’t know him well enough to confide in him. (Psychology Jokes)
  9. Why does your tongue hate going to the dentist?… It always leaves feeling depressed. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” (Army Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  11. My dentist removed the wrong tooth… It was acci-dental.
  12. Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?… Because all the kids are flossing all the time now!
  13. What’s the most popular state for dentists to move to when they retire?… Fluorida.
  14. The dentist says my teeth are like a string of pearls… Each one has a hole through it!
  15. Why did the two dentists get married?… Because they were so enameled of each other.
  16. Where do dentists move when they retire?… Fluorida.
  17. What’s the most popular hiking trail for dentists?… Mount Brushmore.
  18. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  19. What is the dentist’s favorite day of the week?… Toothsday.
  20. Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Deer Jokes)
  21. Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
  22. What made the Frosty the Snowman go to see a dentist?… He was suffering from frostbite. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  23. Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?… They fought tooth and nail!
  24. Left my comb at the dentist… Now it’s a fine-toothed comb.
  25. How does a dentist fix a broken tooth?… With toothpaste!
  26. What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.”
  27. How do insurers classify a dentist’s mistake?… Accidental.
  28. Why couldn’t the dentist’s family find the spot where he was buried?… Because there was no plaque on it.
  29. Why did the Storm Trooper want his teeth whitened?… To get rid of the dark side.
  30. Why did the dentist and her boyfriend break up?… They fought tooth and nail.
  31. What did the dentist shout in the courtroom?… You can’t handle the tooth!
  32. What is the number one reason patients don’t show up for root canals?… They lose their nerve.
  33. My dentist said I should try flossing more… I’ve started taking dance lessons now. (Dance Jokes)
  34. Dentists practice the trade by going through many drills. (Labor Day Jokes)
  35. The lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer. (Lawyer Jokes)
  36. How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth. (Labor Day Jokes)
  37. My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?”… I told him I drink it. (Coffee Jokes)
  38. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back.
  39. Word-of-mouth was how I got my job at the dentist’s office. (Labor Day Jokes)
  40. If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 10 of them, what does he have?.. Cavities.
  41. What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Golf Jokes)
  42. What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth?… Tooth pics.
  43. What are the six most dreaded words in the world?… The dentist will see you now.
  44. What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity?… A black hole.
  45. He said to put my money where my mouth is… so I got gold fillings.
  46. What’s one word you never want to hear from your dentist?… Oops.
  47. Why do teeth move?… Shift happens.
  48. What’s a drill team?… A group of dentists who work together.
  49. Why does the dental staff go to the dentist with their problems?… Because she gets right to the root of things.
  50. What did one tooth say to the other?… Get your cap on; the dentist is taking us out tonight.
  51. My wife who was a dentist passed away… I’ve loved and I’ve flossed. (Marriage Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  52. When I went to the dentist, he put all caps on my teeth… Now I can’t stop shouting.
  53. Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. (Hockey Jokes)
  54. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  55. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  56. Which teeth do you need to brush?… The ones you want to keep.
  57. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Hockey Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  58. What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (World Geography Jokes)
  59. They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns. (Labor Day Jokes)
  60. What do tuba players use to brush their teeth?… A tuba toothpaste. (365 Music Jokes)
  61. I went to the dentist today and she seemed very distracted… I think she was brushing me off.
  62. Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth. (Computer Jokes)
  63. What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste. (Middle School Jokes)
  64. What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures. (George Washington Jokes)
  65. When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty-too (2:32). (Dentist Jokes)
  66. What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES!
  67. Ten years without brushing causes a horrible tooth decade.
  68. Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist!
  69. What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station. (Car Jokes)
  70. What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…  A molar bear. (Christmas Jokes)
  71. Do you floss RELIGIOUSLY?… Of course, on Christmas and Easter. (Christmas Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  72. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist. (Dracula Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  73. Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  74. What does a orhtodonist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself.
  75. What movie do dentists watch over and over again?… Plaque to the Future.
  76. Some kids enjoy buying school supplies. To me… it’s like buying your own dental instruments. (Jokes for the First Day of School)
  77. Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  78. Patient: How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled? Dentist: $100. Patient: All that for only a few minutes of work? That’s expensive. Dentist: Don’t worry, I can pull it out slower if you’d like.
  79. Dentist: When did you last floss? Patient: You should know — you did it.
  80. What’s the best thing you can put into a pancake?… Your teeth! (Pancake Jokes)
  81. Why did the Oreo cookie visit the dentist?… To get his filling replaced! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  82. Why did the pie go to a dentist?… Because he needed a filling! (Pie Jokes)
  83. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  84. What might Joe Biden need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Inauguration Jokes)
  85. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?…The dentist. (Biology Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  86. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Mole Day Jokes)
  87. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Mole Day Jokes)
  88. What does a dentist say to his shark patients?… Let’s see those chompers. (Shark Jokes)
  89. Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth.
  90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about dentists?
  91. What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste.
  92. What is the best thing to put in a pizza?… Teeth. (Pizza Jokes)
  93. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth! (Pie Jokes)
  94. Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?… It had a Bluetooth.
  95. Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?… Because Egypt his tooth.
  96. Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth.
  97. How many teeth does a hockey player have?… Don’t you mean tooth? (Hockey Jokes)
  98. What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte. (Computer Jokes)
  99. What might Donald Trump need for inauguration?… Presidentures!  (Inauguration Jokes)
  100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good dentist knock-knock joke?
  101. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good dentist knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)